The Week In Ugly: Week of June 12 - June 19, 2011

Oh my, my, my. When it rains, it pours; and this week's ugly cup runneth over.

All of the regular offenders have come out to play, and even some of my absolute favorites have come out of hiding! (Taylor Momsen, holla atcha gurl!)

Adding to this week's wondrous display of ugly, was Royal Ascot, the "centerpiece of the British Social calendar," when the Royal Family, along with some lowly commoners, come out to play, busting out their best and brightest attire. 

First up, we have Lady GagMe, gallivanting the streets of gay Paree:

Lady GaGa

GaGa missed her true calling, as the county fair's best freak show.
Spoiler Alert: GagMe is also featured in this week's "Ugins". You will be terrified.

Princess Beatrice

It looks like Princess Beatrice decided to tone down her cray-cray headpiece a bit, since the last time we saw her in "The Week In Ugly". But make no mistake, she still looks positively dreadful.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

J.Love was spotted outside The Pleasure Chest in LA, gettin' her sexy on.

Hilary Duff

This level of ugly is out of character for the Duffster.

But, on the bright side, Hil, you look aight from the waist down!

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Kittylicious 

Elle Fanning

Ghastly

Dakota Fanning is absolutely wretched and annoying, but somehow, her younger sister, Elle, manages to out-awful her, in every aspect.

Christina Hendricks

That Pilgrim fashion is totally in right now!

Taylor Momsen

Tay-Tay is sad, because she's so freakin' ugly :'(

Ugins

ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

The Black Swan and, umm, The Black Swan

Oh, how i love the Brits, and their crazy hats.

And now for the pièce de résistance. 
If there are any small children around, you may want to usher those little s#!ts out of the general vicinity.

Scary Clown & Lady GaGa

Lady GagMe is the scariest clown to ever haunt our good earth.

See you next week, you ugly little s#!ts

*As always, click on the pictures to see even more ugly detail.

The Week In Ugly: Week of April 24 - April 30, 2011

The end of the month gave us a whole lotta ugly. And that's the best gift of all.  

Mariah Carey

Check out that belly button!

Mariah Carey just gave birth to twins yesterday, so I guess I should offer my congratulations. Congratulations, Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon! You guys suck.

Hayden Panettiere

WHAT is up with the mom hair, HayHay?

Miley Cyrus

Super cute outfit, Miles!

Naya Rivera (of Glee)

Smoking is ugly, you old hag.

Katy Perry

(Butt)Crack is whack.

Katy Perry is "ugly" in the best possible way.

Katie Holmes

There is no good excuse for this outfit

Katie Holmes, on the other hand, is just plain ugly.

Princess Beatrice, at the Royal Freakin' Wedding

My, what a fascinating fascinator! (Hardy har har)

And now, time for this week's Ugins!

(For those of you who missed The Week In Ugly last week, "Ugins" is a new, & terribly exciting part of The Week In Ugly, featuring Ugly Twins. Yay!)

This week's "Ugins" would more appropriately be dubbed, "Uglets".
It is also a good example of how ADD affects my daily life.

Uglets

ug-lets [ugg-litz]
-noun
1. ugly triplets, quadruplets, quintuplets, sextuplets, septuplets, octuplets, nonuplets, etc.
2. a group or set of three or more persons or things closely resembling one another in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: ugins

Princess Beatrice, a Raccoon, Taylor Momsen, & Ronald McDonald

I even added arrows to help you follow my ADD thought process! You're welcome.

See ya'll next week, you Ugly Fugs!

The Week In Ugly: Week of April 17 - April 23, 2011

Ugly don't take breaks just 'cause the Lord hath risen!

So, if you're like me, & your Easter basket was chock full o' bull s#!t, here's some ugly to replace the b.s. with mounds of glee (and I'm not talking about the TV show starring that girl whose mouth takes up half her face. Although, SPOILER ALERT: she might be making a guest appearance in this week's Ugly!).

But first, the lovely basket of joy that the Easter Bunny so kindly blessed me with:

Yep, that's PB, Marmalade, Ladybug socks, a crappy hairbrush, AND shredded documents!
WOWIE ZOWIE! Thanks E-Bunz!

Now, time for this week's ugly!

Nigella Lawson

God help us, not another beached whale!

Don't know who Nigella Lawson is? She has her own Food Network show called Nigella Kitchen. This lovely beach get-up is likely to send those ratings skyrocketing! It's definitely propelled her celebrity to at least a D-rating.

Christina Aguilera

Dressing herself: one of Xtina's many highly-honed skills

Xtina was the first honoree to put her prints in cement at The Abbey Food and Bar's new "Gay Walk of Fame". They could think of absolutely no one better.

 Lea Michele

On the set of Glee, or at a convent?

Remember Lea Michele's last stint as a nun?

Jennifer Love Hewitt

U Can't Touch This

Beyonce Knowles

Makeup. Roots. Outfit. Yikes.

Britney Spears

Why bother with trivial things like hair or makeup?
It's not like you're going to be photographed, or anything.

This Week, we have a BONUS Feature!! I have dubbed it "Ugins"
(I combined "ugly" and "twins". Clever, right?)

Ugins

ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.

Taylor Momsen & her ugly twin, Chewbacca

Separated at birth. Reunited at last.

Fergie & her ugly twin, Kirstie Alley

Fergie is so lucky. She knows exactly what to expect in 25 years.

I think this might just be the ugliest week yet!

The Week In Ugly: Week of April 10 - April 16, 2011

Aren't you glad it's ugly time?

Kody & Janelle Brown

I've never been one to judge... but I'm pretty sure Janelle doesn't need any of whatever Kody's feeding her. 

 In case you don't know who these people are... they're two of the freakshows on TLC's Sister Wives.

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt

Looks like Ange has been shootin' that heroine again.

Tori Spelling

She's got that lovely pregnancy glow.

Steven Tyler

Quite possibly the ugliest man alive

Elizabeth Hurley

She was hosting the Breast Cancer Research Hot Pink Party...so why is she bright orange? Truth be told, orange must be the season's hottest color, because at least 75% of the girls I know have the same skin tone...or brighter.

Kelly Rutherford

I have no words.

Taylor Momsen

She's ba-aaack!

Oh, the Lord has blessed my soul and answered my prayers! Taylor Momsen came out of her deep, dark cave of eyeliner hell, and decided to show the world that ugly mug once again. Promise me you'll never go away again, Tay Tay!

The Week In Ugly: Week of March 28 - April 3, 2011

It's time to see the ugliest of the ugly from this week:
 

 Ellen Page

I wish this annoying 10-year-old boy would just stop.

 Kathy Griffin

Kathy, you're hilarious, and I love you, but don't EVER do this to me again.

Charlie Sheen

Terrifying

Courtney Love

Ladies & Gents: The original Taylor Momsen!

Taylor Momsen

How is it legal for TayMom to attend the Kids' Choice Awards?

Christina Hendricks & Vivienne Westwood

Vivienne Westwood: Innovator of punk fashion, and general hideous-ness.  Not a big fan of Christina Hendricks' look either. 

Wynonna Judd & Naomi Judd

 

Why am I not surprised that Country stars don't know how to dress themselves?

As always: Here's hoping next week is even uglier!

The Week In Ugly: Week of March 21 - March 27, 2011

We had some unexpected ugly smack us in the face this week.  But don't worry, that doesn't mean that the usual ugly culprits were unexpectedly un-uglified.  That would be a real tragedy.  Here we go!

 Vanessa Hudgens

WHAT happened, V.Hudge? You usually look so fab.

Lindsay Lohan

ARREST HER!! She's stealing the Olsen Twins' look!

Lacey Schwimmer

WHO is Lacey Schwimmer?  Idk, but she sure is UGLY!

Ok, ok, I sort of know who she is.  But barely.  She's on Dancing With the Stars. 

I believe she is one of the professional dancers, but beyond that, I just don't care.

Juliette Lewis

Do my pits stank?

Taylor Momsen

Even when she changes out of her hooker-wear, she's ugly as sin! She did do us a service though, by covering her racoon eyes with those large sunglasses. Thanks TayTay! Always thinking of others.

Alicia Silverstone

Ok, I get that you're pregnant, but for god's sake, PUT THAT THING AWAY! It's gross.

Christina Aguilera  

Ach! God help me!

Actually, in all fairness, that pic's not so bad, considering this one was taken just moments before:

You gotta love the chauffeur's face.

See you next week, my little uglies!

The Week In Ugly: Week of March 14 - March 20, 2011

It's my favorite time of week again!  Time for some ugly.

Ashlee Simpson

Yikes.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Looks like someone is trying to start their very own pregnancy rumor.  That's a little desperate, J.Love

Taylor Swift

Just  your average home-schooled kid.

Brad Pitt

I do no enjoy this man at all.

Random Hooker Taylor Momsen

I wonder if she ever gets tired of being so disgusting.

Stephanie Seymour

You'd be puking even harder if you saw the last time she was on a beach.  Oh wait, let me show you...

Ms. Seymour and her son.  HER SON!!!!

And, just in case you missed "Ke$ha is a Bathing Beauty"....

Ke$ha

Soo sexy