The Week In Ugly: Week of June 12 - June 19, 2011

Oh my, my, my. When it rains, it pours; and this week's ugly cup runneth over.

All of the regular offenders have come out to play, and even some of my absolute favorites have come out of hiding! (Taylor Momsen, holla atcha gurl!)

Adding to this week's wondrous display of ugly, was Royal Ascot, the "centerpiece of the British Social calendar," when the Royal Family, along with some lowly commoners, come out to play, busting out their best and brightest attire. 

First up, we have Lady GagMe, gallivanting the streets of gay Paree:

Lady GaGa

GaGa missed her true calling, as the county fair's best freak show.
Spoiler Alert: GagMe is also featured in this week's "Ugins". You will be terrified.

Princess Beatrice

It looks like Princess Beatrice decided to tone down her cray-cray headpiece a bit, since the last time we saw her in "The Week In Ugly". But make no mistake, she still looks positively dreadful.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

J.Love was spotted outside The Pleasure Chest in LA, gettin' her sexy on.

Hilary Duff

This level of ugly is out of character for the Duffster.

But, on the bright side, Hil, you look aight from the waist down!

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Kittylicious 

Elle Fanning

Ghastly

Dakota Fanning is absolutely wretched and annoying, but somehow, her younger sister, Elle, manages to out-awful her, in every aspect.

Christina Hendricks

That Pilgrim fashion is totally in right now!

Taylor Momsen

Tay-Tay is sad, because she's so freakin' ugly :'(

Ugins

ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

The Black Swan and, umm, The Black Swan

Oh, how i love the Brits, and their crazy hats.

And now for the pièce de résistance. 
If there are any small children around, you may want to usher those little s#!ts out of the general vicinity.

Scary Clown & Lady GaGa

Lady GagMe is the scariest clown to ever haunt our good earth.

See you next week, you ugly little s#!ts

*As always, click on the pictures to see even more ugly detail.

The Week In Ugly: Week of April 24 - April 30, 2011

The end of the month gave us a whole lotta ugly. And that's the best gift of all.  

Mariah Carey

Check out that belly button!

Mariah Carey just gave birth to twins yesterday, so I guess I should offer my congratulations. Congratulations, Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon! You guys suck.

Hayden Panettiere

WHAT is up with the mom hair, HayHay?

Miley Cyrus

Super cute outfit, Miles!

Naya Rivera (of Glee)

Smoking is ugly, you old hag.

Katy Perry

(Butt)Crack is whack.

Katy Perry is "ugly" in the best possible way.

Katie Holmes

There is no good excuse for this outfit

Katie Holmes, on the other hand, is just plain ugly.

Princess Beatrice, at the Royal Freakin' Wedding

My, what a fascinating fascinator! (Hardy har har)

And now, time for this week's Ugins!

(For those of you who missed The Week In Ugly last week, "Ugins" is a new, & terribly exciting part of The Week In Ugly, featuring Ugly Twins. Yay!)

This week's "Ugins" would more appropriately be dubbed, "Uglets".
It is also a good example of how ADD affects my daily life.

Uglets

ug-lets [ugg-litz]
-noun
1. ugly triplets, quadruplets, quintuplets, sextuplets, septuplets, octuplets, nonuplets, etc.
2. a group or set of three or more persons or things closely resembling one another in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: ugins

Princess Beatrice, a Raccoon, Taylor Momsen, & Ronald McDonald

I even added arrows to help you follow my ADD thought process! You're welcome.

See ya'll next week, you Ugly Fugs!