The Week In Ugly: Week of July 31 - August 7, 2011

Time for our weekly dose of ugly:

Lady GaGa

Doesn’t GaGa know that you’re supposed to dye your eyebrows to match your haircolor?

Lady GagMe was also spotted after appearing on 60 Minutes in Hell The View:

Houndstooth overload.

Kourtney Kardashian

As a highly photographed woman, Kourtney knows that horizontal stripes are the best way to make yourself look 10lbs. slimmer.

 Alexa Ray Joel

In the name of all that is good and holy, WHAT is this??

 Lacey Schwimmer

 If we can have Christmas in July, then by all means, let's do Halloween in August.

 Vienna Girardi & Kasey Kahl

Vienna is giving Denise Richards a run for her deer-in-headlights money

Ugins

ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

The Hilton Sisters & The Wizard of Oz

"Oil. Oil."

Also notable: Nicky Hilton’s glass cutters nip-naps.

See you next week, you ugly little s#!ts

*As always, click on the pictures to see even more ugly detail.

The Week In Ugly: Week of July 24 - July 31, 2011

We're gonna start this week's Ugly with another guessing game! 
(See The Week In Ugly: Week of July 10 - July 17, 2011 to play s'more)

Guess which Disney Channel star was caught smoking this week?

And the answer is......

It’s Vanessa Hudgens!

When will these old hags learn that smoking is ugly?
V.Hudge is starting to become somewhat of a regular feature in The Week in Ugly. 

Good for you, Vaness!

Now, guess the Celebrity Grandma Boobs Bikini Bod

(well, more of a Swimsuit Bod, really):

Ready for the answer?

.....

It's Maggie Gyllenhaal!

Grandma Mags hit the beach with her brother, Jake Gyllenhaal, in Oahu for their father's wedding. 

...and in other Saggy Celebrity Boob News:
Lady Gaga

Ding! Ding! Turkey’s done.
It’s a good thing GagMe’s wearing nipple armor to protect those saggy boobs from her adoring fans.


Ok, moving on from Celebrity Boobs...for now, at least.

Elle Fanning

Remember when Mischa Barton wore a similar pair of hideous Where's Waldo-esque spectacles?

Janice Dickinson

What an attractive lady.

Olivia Wilde

Thank god Olivia is only wearing this hideous ensemble for her upcoming movie "Free Hugs"

Princess Beatrice, at yet another Royal Wedding
(Zara Phillips' married England Rugby centre, Mike Tindall on July 30, 2011)

Love, love, LOVE the matchy-matchy floral look!

(Although, this could be considered an improvement from Princess Beatrice’s last stint as a Royal Wedding guest.)

Ugins

ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

Lady GaGa & Bamm-Bamm Rubble

And last, but not least:

Scott Disick & Rob Kardashian

Scott Disick Rob Kardashian was spotted lookin' exceptionally douchey at a cake tasting for Kim Kardashian's upcoming wedding

See you next week, you ugly little s#!ts

*As always, click on the pictures to see even more ugly detail.

The Week In Ugly: Week of July 10 - July 17, 2011

We're gonna start this week's ugly with a little guessing game:

Can you guess which celebrity was caught eating out of a dumpster?

Om nom nom, so tasty!

Think you know who the broke 'n crusty celeb is??

Here's a shot from the front:

Still can't figure out who it is??...



It's Vanessa Hudgens!

But don't worry, V.Hudge super-fans, Vanessa isn't actually homeless and super hungry, she was just filming some scenes for her upcoming film, Gimme Shelter. I smell an Oscar!^*

That was fun! Let's play another round.

Guess who this ugly fug is:

She's ready for her close-up!

Did you guess? If not, it's probably too late, 'cause if you can read this, you can probably see the answer. It's...

Cameron Diaz

"Eat Me!"

Cameron Diaz was in Cancun, Mexico, promoting Bad Teacher. Now that's a butter face, if I've ever seen one. Although, her body is also quite frightening...

Cameron Diaz: Body Builder

Ok, we're all done with today's guessing games, now for some reg'lar ol' ugly:

Lady GaGa

GagMe looks horrendous, as usual, but I am glad she’s covering up that ugly mug!

Dakota Fanning

Dear god, please make the Fanning girls disappear.

Courtney Love

Courtney Love is looking clean & sober!

Ugins

ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

We've got another double whammy this week!

First up:

Christina Aguilera & the Wicked Witch of the West^**

Christina Aguilera was out promoting her brand new fragrance, Royal Desire.
Because so many people want to smell like a washed up, dirty hooker. 

Christina Aguilera is a class act. Please notice how she keeps herself covered up, and only shows off one of her boobs.

And this week's big finale:

Serena Williams & Troy Polamalu of the Pittsburgh Steelers

These cool cats should totally date each other!

☮ ♥ & Ugly

^*Obviously, this is sarcasm. I feel the need to clarify, because there are so many idiots in the world.

^**Special thanks to my sister, Linda Krein, for pointing out the fact that Christina Aguilera looks like the Wicked Witch of the West. Without her keen eyes, Christina would've ended up in the reg'lar ol' ugly line-up.

^***As always, click on the pictures to see even more ugly detail.

The Week In Ugly: Week of June 26 - July 3, 2011

This was another delightfully ugly week, filled with the Jersey Shore, parenthood, and just a dash of porn.

Kim Kardashian & Vera Wang:

 Kim Kardashian's leopard-print romper is heinous, but Vera Wang's anorexic body and gaunt face are so much worse. Eat a sandwich, you ghastly freak.

Christina Aguilera & "The Voice" Top 4 Finalist: Beverly McClellan:

I really can't decide which one of these two looks more dreadful.

Fa rill, what is up with Christina's knees?!

Kimberly Stewart:

Pregnant people are the worst

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi:

Look! It's Minnie Mouse.

Pink:

Believe it or not, that really is Pink under the hat.
Pink gave birth to daughter, Willow Sage Hart, on June 2; and this week, Pink went to lunch with baby daddy, Cary Hart, covering her face with her hat, and her stomach with that huge bag, almost the entire time.

Under the hat:

No Pets Allowed

Victoria Silvstedt:

Butter Face

Lady GaGa:

Lady GaGa keeps her body in tip-top shape with regular yoga.

I don't actually have a clue as to how regular GagMe's yoga schedule is. Or how regular her s#!ts are, but that's more or less irrelevant.

But seriously, who does yoga (or any remotely physical activity, of any kind) dressed like this?? It's appalling. 

Deena Cortese:

Who knew Deena's been hiding such a HOT bikini bod?

Uglets

ug-lets [ugg-litz]
-noun
1. ugly triplets, quadruplets, quintuplets, sextuplets, septuplets, octuplets, nonuplets, etc.
2. a group or set of three or more persons or things closely resembling one another in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: ugins

Hillary Clinton & Julia Roberts... 
& a whole swarm of Hillary "Look-a-Likes"

The past week was positively chock full of Hillary Clinton doppelgangers, and Julia Roberts saw the perfect opening to get in on the action.

TMZ reported that Hillary Clinton's former intern, the hideous Sammie Spades (the chick in the godawful pink top), had not only turned into a porn "star," but was now auditioning Hillary look-a-likes to bone on camera for her upcoming porno, Backdoor Intern.

The title alone has got me on the edge of my seat! And it looks like we won't have to wait long, 'cause TMZ has already given us a a sneak peek at some of the upcoming skin flick's on-set photos. 16 super hot photos, to be exact!

Here's a sneak peek of the sneak peek:

Delightful

Until next week, stay ugly, Hollywood!

 *As always, click on the pictures to see even more ugly detail.

The Week In Ugly: Week of June 12 - June 19, 2011

Oh my, my, my. When it rains, it pours; and this week's ugly cup runneth over.

All of the regular offenders have come out to play, and even some of my absolute favorites have come out of hiding! (Taylor Momsen, holla atcha gurl!)

Adding to this week's wondrous display of ugly, was Royal Ascot, the "centerpiece of the British Social calendar," when the Royal Family, along with some lowly commoners, come out to play, busting out their best and brightest attire. 

First up, we have Lady GagMe, gallivanting the streets of gay Paree:

Lady GaGa

GaGa missed her true calling, as the county fair's best freak show.
Spoiler Alert: GagMe is also featured in this week's "Ugins". You will be terrified.

Princess Beatrice

It looks like Princess Beatrice decided to tone down her cray-cray headpiece a bit, since the last time we saw her in "The Week In Ugly". But make no mistake, she still looks positively dreadful.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

J.Love was spotted outside The Pleasure Chest in LA, gettin' her sexy on.

Hilary Duff

This level of ugly is out of character for the Duffster.

But, on the bright side, Hil, you look aight from the waist down!

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Kittylicious 

Elle Fanning

Ghastly

Dakota Fanning is absolutely wretched and annoying, but somehow, her younger sister, Elle, manages to out-awful her, in every aspect.

Christina Hendricks

That Pilgrim fashion is totally in right now!

Taylor Momsen

Tay-Tay is sad, because she's so freakin' ugly :'(

Ugins

ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

The Black Swan and, umm, The Black Swan

Oh, how i love the Brits, and their crazy hats.

And now for the pièce de résistance. 
If there are any small children around, you may want to usher those little s#!ts out of the general vicinity.

Scary Clown & Lady GaGa

Lady GagMe is the scariest clown to ever haunt our good earth.

See you next week, you ugly little s#!ts

*As always, click on the pictures to see even more ugly detail.

The Week In Ugly: Week of June 5 - June 11, 2011

The 2011 CFDA Awards took place Monday night (June 6), and as with any night dedicated to fashion, there sure was a lot of ugly.

Also featured: Steven Tyler's Billy Balls, Princess Leia, and more!

Lady GaGa

Wonder no more: Lady GaGa needs help walking in her ridiculously tall, ridiculously ugly shoes.
Helping her remain upright, is GaGa's sister, Natali Germanotta

I would absolutely LOVE to see Lady GaGa trip and fall flat on her face. Freaking shoe-monstrosities.

Madame GagMe took her pants off... 

That man seems to be enjoying this...

Grace Coddington

Fashionista alert: The Puritan look is the next big thing.

Grace Coddington is Vogue's creative director. She is both brilliant, and surprisingly unpretentious, especially for an employee of Vogue, and one in such a high position. If you haven't seen The September Issue, I highly recommend it, she is featured in it quite a lot.

I almost feel bad for putting her picture in here, because I like her, but ugly is ugly, and that's simply not my fault.

Betsey Johnson

Betsey Johnson's designs are ugly, so we can't really expect the ensembles she wears to be any different.

Kirsten Dunst

I suppose we should just be glad she isn't smiling.

Kid Rock

Kid Rock shows off his fine taste at Wednesday night's CMT Awards

Steven Tyler

Cover up those gams, Steven. And while you're at it, please also cover up your, umm, gems.

Christina Hendricks

I'm not sure if I would necessarily call Christina "ugly," but she definitely looks strange.
Bewildering, even.

Even more bewildering than Christina Hendricks' birthing hips, is the fact that this picture was taken as she was walking to the subway after a whiskey tasting event.. I was under the impression that a celebrity (even a B-lister) would have enough money for a cab, but at least Christina wasn't driving. Although, if she had a DUI to her name, she might be able to make that A-list.

Lily Allen

At least Lily can use being pregnant as her excuse for this dress. The headpiece? Who knows.

Lily Allen married Sam Cooper in a shotgun ceremony, this Saturday, June 11.

Ugins

ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other, in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

Princess Leia & Lily Allen

Star Wars fans, rejoice!

See you next week, you ugly little s#!ts.

*As always, click on the pictures to see even more ugly detail.