The Week In Ugly: Week of June 5 - June 11, 2011

The 2011 CFDA Awards took place Monday night (June 6), and as with any night dedicated to fashion, there sure was a lot of ugly.

Also featured: Steven Tyler's Billy Balls, Princess Leia, and more!

Lady GaGa

Wonder no more: Lady GaGa needs help walking in her ridiculously tall, ridiculously ugly shoes.
Helping her remain upright, is GaGa's sister, Natali Germanotta

I would absolutely LOVE to see Lady GaGa trip and fall flat on her face. Freaking shoe-monstrosities.

Madame GagMe took her pants off... 

That man seems to be enjoying this...

Grace Coddington

Fashionista alert: The Puritan look is the next big thing.

Grace Coddington is Vogue's creative director. She is both brilliant, and surprisingly unpretentious, especially for an employee of Vogue, and one in such a high position. If you haven't seen The September Issue, I highly recommend it, she is featured in it quite a lot.

I almost feel bad for putting her picture in here, because I like her, but ugly is ugly, and that's simply not my fault.

Betsey Johnson

Betsey Johnson's designs are ugly, so we can't really expect the ensembles she wears to be any different.

Kirsten Dunst

I suppose we should just be glad she isn't smiling.

Kid Rock

Kid Rock shows off his fine taste at Wednesday night's CMT Awards

Steven Tyler

Cover up those gams, Steven. And while you're at it, please also cover up your, umm, gems.

Christina Hendricks

I'm not sure if I would necessarily call Christina "ugly," but she definitely looks strange.
Bewildering, even.

Even more bewildering than Christina Hendricks' birthing hips, is the fact that this picture was taken as she was walking to the subway after a whiskey tasting event.. I was under the impression that a celebrity (even a B-lister) would have enough money for a cab, but at least Christina wasn't driving. Although, if she had a DUI to her name, she might be able to make that A-list.

Lily Allen

At least Lily can use being pregnant as her excuse for this dress. The headpiece? Who knows.

Lily Allen married Sam Cooper in a shotgun ceremony, this Saturday, June 11.

Ugins

ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other, in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

Princess Leia & Lily Allen

Star Wars fans, rejoice!

See you next week, you ugly little s#!ts.

*As always, click on the pictures to see even more ugly detail.

The Week In Ugly: Week of May 15 - May 21, 2011

The gods of ugly have blessed us with a bountiful harvest of ugly this week; much of which has been sewn, and subsequently reaped, at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival, both on and off the red carpet. Those Frenchies sure have a sneaky way of spreading their ugly. 

Faye Dunaway

Looks like Faye has "Dunaway" with any sense of good taste.

Charlotte Gainsbourg

What is up with pregnant women falsely believing that people want to see their repulsive bellies?
Just because you chose to get knocked up, doesn't mean we want to see your massive middle! Put. It. Away.

*Charlotte Gainsbourg is an English-born, Paris-raised actress (what an ugly err, umm, lovely combo), who has been in a few American films, of which, no one has ever heard. She is also a singer-songwriter of songs we have never heard.

Khloe Kardashian

Fix yo-self, girrrrl, you got a camel toe!

I had a serious inner debate with myself about whether or not I should include this picture, because I LOVE me some Khloe Kardashian. This debate, however, only lasted about 5 seconds, because that is some serious camel toe.

I still love you, Khloe, we all commit crimes of fashion, and you're the only Kardashian sister who isn't totally lame and boring. xoxo, D.

Demi Lovato

Shield your eyes, more CAMEL TOE!

In Demi's defense, this picture is from the car accident she was in this week, so perhaps she hadn't planned on getting out of her car. But then again, if you weren't planning to get out of your car at all, why would you be driving in the first place?

Aubrey O'Day

If you find this attractive, God bless you. All I see are a big ol' pair of clown boobs.
And a rather clownin' face, to match.

Lily Allen

Ugly Lily was partying it up in London for her bachelorette party.
Judging from her dreary outfit, this was actually a combination bachelorette party/funeral.

Ugins

ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other, in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

This week, the gods of ugly have blessed us with an "Ugly Twins" double whammy!

Big Bird & Naomi Campbell

"H" is for "Horrific," "Horrendous," "Hideous," and
"Hoo, chil'! How in the Hell, you gon' steal my style? You messed wit da wrong bird, Hoe! I'mma cutchu!"

'Where's Waldo?' & Mischa Barton

I'm about to give up on the hope that we'll ever see Taylor Momsen again. We have no one to blame but ourselves for this. If only someone would buy her lame ass album(s?), or buy a ticket to see her perform with her "band". But alas, none of us wants to waste even a dime to see her ugly ass do anything, for she is much too terrible at everything, except being exceptionally ugly.

Whatever. See you next week, my ugly little children!

*I have been using larger pictures, in order to better show every ugly detail. So, if it's taking a while to load the entire post, please be patient, I promise it's worth every bit of ugly. Either be patient, or purchase a better computer

As always, click on the pictures to see even more ugly detail!