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Sunday, June 19, 2011

The Week In Ugly: Week of June 12 - June 19, 2011

Oh my, my, my. When it rains, it pours; and this week's ugly cup runneth over.

All of the regular offenders have come out to play, and even some of my absolute favorites have come out of hiding! (Taylor Momsen, holla atcha gurl!)

Adding to this week's wondrous display of ugly, was Royal Ascot, the "centerpiece of the British Social calendar," when the Royal Family, along with some lowly commoners, come out to play, busting out their best and brightest attire.

First up, we have Lady GagMe, gallivanting the streets of gay Paree:

Lady GaGa

GaGa missed her true calling, as the county fair's best freak show.
Spoiler Alert: GagMe is also featured in this week's "Ugins". You will be terrified.

Princess Beatrice

It looks like Princess Beatrice decided to tone down her cray-cray headpiece a bit, since the last time we saw her in "The Week In Ugly". But make no mistake, she still looks positively dreadful.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

J.Love was spotted outside The Pleasure Chest in LA, gettin' her sexy on.

Hilary Duff

This level of ugly is out of character for the Duffster.

But, on the bright side, Hil, you look aight from the waist down!

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Kittylicious

Elle Fanning

Ghastly

Dakota Fanning is absolutely wretched and annoying, but somehow, her younger sister, Elle, manages to out-awful her, in every aspect.

Christina Hendricks

That Pilgrim fashion is totally in right now!

Taylor Momsen

Tay-Tay is sad, because she's so freakin' ugly :'(

Ugins

ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

The Black Swan and, umm, The Black Swan

Oh, how i love the Brits, and their crazy hats.

And now for the pièce de résistance.
If there are any small children around, you may want to usher those little s#!ts out of the general vicinity.

Scary Clown & Lady GaGa

Lady GagMe is the scariest clown to ever haunt our good earth.

See you next week, you ugly little s#!ts

*As always, click on the pictures to see even more ugly detail.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

The Week In Ugly: Week of June 5 - June 11, 2011

The 2011 CFDA Awards took place Monday night (June 6), and as with any night dedicated to fashion, there sure was a lot of ugly.

Also featured: Steven Tyler's Billy Balls, Princess Leia, and more!

Lady GaGa

Wonder no more: Lady GaGa needs help walking in her ridiculously tall, ridiculously ugly shoes.
Helping her remain upright, is GaGa's sister, Natali Germanotta

I would absolutely LOVE to see Lady GaGa trip and fall flat on her face. Freaking shoe-monstrosities.

Madame GagMe took her pants off...

That man seems to be enjoying this...

Grace Coddington

Fashionista alert: The Puritan look is the next big thing.

Grace Coddington is Vogue's creative director. She is both brilliant, and surprisingly unpretentious, especially for an employee of Vogue, and one in such a high position. If you haven't seen The September Issue, I highly recommend it, she is featured in it quite a lot.

I almost feel bad for putting her picture in here, because I like her, but ugly is ugly, and that's simply not my fault.

Betsey Johnson

Betsey Johnson's designs are ugly, so we can't really expect the ensembles she wears to be any different.

Kirsten Dunst

I suppose we should just be glad she isn't smiling.

Kid Rock

Kid Rock shows off his fine taste at Wednesday night's CMT Awards

Steven Tyler

Cover up those gams, Steven. And while you're at it, please also cover up your, umm, gems.

Christina Hendricks

I'm not sure if I would necessarily call Christina "ugly," but she definitely looks strange.
Bewildering, even.

Even more bewildering than Christina Hendricks' birthing hips, is the fact that this picture was taken as she was walking to the subway after a whiskey tasting event.. I was under the impression that a celebrity (even a B-lister) would have enough money for a cab, but at least Christina wasn't driving. Although, if she had a DUI to her name, she might be able to make that A-list.

Lily Allen

At least Lily can use being pregnant as her excuse for this dress. The headpiece? Who knows.

Lily Allen married Sam Cooper in a shotgun ceremony, this Saturday, June 11.

Ugins

ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other, in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

Princess Leia & Lily Allen