Sunday, June 12, 2011

The Week In Ugly: Week of June 5 - June 11, 2011

The 2011 CFDA Awards took place Monday night (June 6), and as with any night dedicated to fashion, there sure was a lot of ugly.

Also featured: Steven Tyler's Billy Balls, Princess Leia, and more!

Lady GaGa
Wonder no more: Lady GaGa needs help walking in her ridiculously tall, ridiculously ugly shoes.
Helping her remain upright, is GaGa's sister, Natali Germanotta

I would absolutely LOVE to see Lady GaGa trip and fall flat on her face. Freaking shoe-monstrosities.


Madame GagMe took her pants off... 
That man seems to be enjoying this...

Grace Coddington
Fashionista alert: The Puritan look is the next big thing.
Grace Coddington is Vogue's creative director. She is both brilliant, and surprisingly unpretentious, especially for an employee of Vogue, and one in such a high position. If you haven't seen The September Issue, I highly recommend it, she is featured in it quite a lot.

I almost feel bad for putting her picture in here, because I like her, but ugly is ugly, and that's simply not my fault.

Betsey Johnson
Betsey Johnson's designs are ugly, so we can't really expect the ensembles she wears to be any different.

Kirsten Dunst
I suppose we should just be glad she isn't smiling.

Kid Rock
Kid Rock shows off his fine taste at Wednesday night's CMT Awards

Steven Tyler
Cover up those gams, Steven. And while you're at it, please also cover up your, umm, gems.

Christina Hendricks
I'm not sure if I would necessarily call Christina "ugly," but she definitely looks strange.
Bewildering, even.
Even more bewildering than Christina Hendricks' birthing hips, is the fact that this picture was taken as she was walking to the subway after a whiskey tasting event.. I was under the impression that a celebrity (even a B-lister) would have enough money for a cab, but at least Christina wasn't driving. Although, if she had a DUI to her name, she might be able to make that A-list.

Lily Allen
At least Lily can use being pregnant as her excuse for this dress. The headpiece? Who knows.
Lily Allen married Sam Cooper in a shotgun ceremony, this Saturday, June 11.

Ugins
ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other, in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

Princess Leia & Lily Allen
Star Wars fans, rejoice!


See you next week, you ugly little s#!ts.


*As always, click on the pictures to see even more ugly detail.

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