The Week In Ugly: Week of May 15 - May 21, 2011

The gods of ugly have blessed us with a bountiful harvest of ugly this week; much of which has been sewn, and subsequently reaped, at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival, both on and off the red carpet. Those Frenchies sure have a sneaky way of spreading their ugly. 

Faye Dunaway

Looks like Faye has "Dunaway" with any sense of good taste.

Charlotte Gainsbourg

What is up with pregnant women falsely believing that people want to see their repulsive bellies?
Just because you chose to get knocked up, doesn't mean we want to see your massive middle! Put. It. Away.

*Charlotte Gainsbourg is an English-born, Paris-raised actress (what an ugly err, umm, lovely combo), who has been in a few American films, of which, no one has ever heard. She is also a singer-songwriter of songs we have never heard.

Khloe Kardashian

Fix yo-self, girrrrl, you got a camel toe!

I had a serious inner debate with myself about whether or not I should include this picture, because I LOVE me some Khloe Kardashian. This debate, however, only lasted about 5 seconds, because that is some serious camel toe.

I still love you, Khloe, we all commit crimes of fashion, and you're the only Kardashian sister who isn't totally lame and boring. xoxo, D.

Demi Lovato

Shield your eyes, more CAMEL TOE!

In Demi's defense, this picture is from the car accident she was in this week, so perhaps she hadn't planned on getting out of her car. But then again, if you weren't planning to get out of your car at all, why would you be driving in the first place?

Aubrey O'Day

If you find this attractive, God bless you. All I see are a big ol' pair of clown boobs.
And a rather clownin' face, to match.

Lily Allen

Ugly Lily was partying it up in London for her bachelorette party.
Judging from her dreary outfit, this was actually a combination bachelorette party/funeral.

Ugins

ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other, in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

This week, the gods of ugly have blessed us with an "Ugly Twins" double whammy!

Big Bird & Naomi Campbell

"H" is for "Horrific," "Horrendous," "Hideous," and
"Hoo, chil'! How in the Hell, you gon' steal my style? You messed wit da wrong bird, Hoe! I'mma cutchu!"

'Where's Waldo?' & Mischa Barton

I'm about to give up on the hope that we'll ever see Taylor Momsen again. We have no one to blame but ourselves for this. If only someone would buy her lame ass album(s?), or buy a ticket to see her perform with her "band". But alas, none of us wants to waste even a dime to see her ugly ass do anything, for she is much too terrible at everything, except being exceptionally ugly.

Whatever. See you next week, my ugly little children!

*I have been using larger pictures, in order to better show every ugly detail. So, if it's taking a while to load the entire post, please be patient, I promise it's worth every bit of ugly. Either be patient, or purchase a better computer

As always, click on the pictures to see even more ugly detail!

The Week In Ugly: Week of May 1 - May 7, 2011

Sometimes the gods of ugly really make my life easy.

The amount of glorious ugly I've witnessed this past week has made for a lovely ugly start to the month of May. Apparently, April showers bring May ugly.

First Up:

Chelsy Davy

Wondering who Chelsy Davy is? She's Prince Harry's fugly girlfriend.

I can't quite put my finger on what those lips remind me of... but it's definitely something ugly.

Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton is the definition of "hot mess".

 Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling is always disgusting, but this picture is especially horrifying.

For god's sake, PUT THAT THING AWAY! 

Amber Rose

Amber Rose looks dressed & ready to serve time for this crime of fashion!

(Hardy har har)

Denise Richards

Denise Richards ALWAYS looks like a deer in headlights. It's so frightening.

Lady GaGa

Lady GaGa always makes me want to vomit. Fugly dress, fugly shoes, fugly makeup, fugly hair, fugly face.

I often wonder if Madam GagMe looks in the mirror, and thinks to herself:
"Deeyum! I am one attractive lady!" ...I'll bet she does, given her high levels of  delusion.

Brooke Shields

I'm actually glad that Brooke is wearing that fugly hat. At least it partially hides her fugly face!

And now for this week's Ugins!

(My new favorite weekly feature, part of 'The Week In Ugly'

Ugins

ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

Amy Winehouse & Lady GaGa

So freaking similar, it's horrifyingly scary. Scarily ugly.

Where you been hiding at, Taylor Momsen? Ho Hum, I guess you'll just have to click here to see her past appearances in 'Ugly'. I guess the gods of ugly didn't make this such a great week, after all.

See ya next week, ugly fugs!