The Week In Ugly: Week of May 1 - May 7, 2011

Sometimes the gods of ugly really make my life easy.

The amount of glorious ugly I've witnessed this past week has made for a lovely ugly start to the month of May. Apparently, April showers bring May ugly.

First Up:

Chelsy Davy

Wondering who Chelsy Davy is? She's Prince Harry's fugly girlfriend.

I can't quite put my finger on what those lips remind me of... but it's definitely something ugly.

Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton is the definition of "hot mess".

 Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling is always disgusting, but this picture is especially horrifying.

For god's sake, PUT THAT THING AWAY! 

Amber Rose

Amber Rose looks dressed & ready to serve time for this crime of fashion!

(Hardy har har)

Denise Richards

Denise Richards ALWAYS looks like a deer in headlights. It's so frightening.

Lady GaGa

Lady GaGa always makes me want to vomit. Fugly dress, fugly shoes, fugly makeup, fugly hair, fugly face.

I often wonder if Madam GagMe looks in the mirror, and thinks to herself:
"Deeyum! I am one attractive lady!" ...I'll bet she does, given her high levels of  delusion.

Brooke Shields

I'm actually glad that Brooke is wearing that fugly hat. At least it partially hides her fugly face!

And now for this week's Ugins!

(My new favorite weekly feature, part of 'The Week In Ugly'

Ugins

ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

Amy Winehouse & Lady GaGa

So freaking similar, it's horrifyingly scary. Scarily ugly.

Where you been hiding at, Taylor Momsen? Ho Hum, I guess you'll just have to click here to see her past appearances in 'Ugly'. I guess the gods of ugly didn't make this such a great week, after all.

See ya next week, ugly fugs!