The Week In Ugly: Week of July 10 - July 17, 2011

We're gonna start this week's ugly with a little guessing game:

Can you guess which celebrity was caught eating out of a dumpster?

Om nom nom, so tasty!

Think you know who the broke 'n crusty celeb is??

Here's a shot from the front:

Still can't figure out who it is??...



It's Vanessa Hudgens!

But don't worry, V.Hudge super-fans, Vanessa isn't actually homeless and super hungry, she was just filming some scenes for her upcoming film, Gimme Shelter. I smell an Oscar!^*

That was fun! Let's play another round.

Guess who this ugly fug is:

She's ready for her close-up!

Did you guess? If not, it's probably too late, 'cause if you can read this, you can probably see the answer. It's...

Cameron Diaz

"Eat Me!"

Cameron Diaz was in Cancun, Mexico, promoting Bad Teacher. Now that's a butter face, if I've ever seen one. Although, her body is also quite frightening...

Cameron Diaz: Body Builder

Ok, we're all done with today's guessing games, now for some reg'lar ol' ugly:

Lady GaGa

GagMe looks horrendous, as usual, but I am glad she’s covering up that ugly mug!

Dakota Fanning

Dear god, please make the Fanning girls disappear.

Courtney Love

Courtney Love is looking clean & sober!

Ugins

ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

We've got another double whammy this week!

First up:

Christina Aguilera & the Wicked Witch of the West^**

Christina Aguilera was out promoting her brand new fragrance, Royal Desire.
Because so many people want to smell like a washed up, dirty hooker. 

Christina Aguilera is a class act. Please notice how she keeps herself covered up, and only shows off one of her boobs.

And this week's big finale:

Serena Williams & Troy Polamalu of the Pittsburgh Steelers

These cool cats should totally date each other!

☮ ♥ & Ugly

^*Obviously, this is sarcasm. I feel the need to clarify, because there are so many idiots in the world.

^**Special thanks to my sister, Linda Krein, for pointing out the fact that Christina Aguilera looks like the Wicked Witch of the West. Without her keen eyes, Christina would've ended up in the reg'lar ol' ugly line-up.

^***As always, click on the pictures to see even more ugly detail.

Box Office

The Green Hornet stung the box office!

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Weekend-Box-Office-Green-Hornet-Grabs-Easy-Number-One-22645.html

Box Office

Which one topped the box office chart last weekend?

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.ap.org/toy-story-3-sandler-are-hot-tom-cruise-not-ap

Cameron Diaz Still Loves Matt Dillon

Cameron Diaz has certainly been around the block a few times with some of Hollywood's biggest names, but the actress recently told OK Magazine that she is still in love with Matt Dillon.

Diaz told the magazine that even though the couple broke up more than ten years ago, she never really recovered from their breakup - and that Dillon was her first true love.

Cameron, 36, is currently involved with model Paul Sculfor, but friends say that her attraction to Dillon could be causing problems with her current relationship.

One friend told the tabloid, "I'm sure she still thinks about him all the time, Cameron looks bored to tears with Paul. He must not do much for her. I honestly don't think they'll stay together much longer."

Matt Dillon, 44, has also said publicly he still loves Diaz. Two years ago he told Parade Magazine that he "fell in love" with Cameron after he met her in 1995. The pair started dating that year, but ended their relationship three years later.

Diaz is currently filming the animated family adventure "Shrek Goes Fourth", the further adventures of the giant green ogre, Shrek (Mike Myers), living in the land of Far, Far Away. The film is not due until 2010, and also stars Eddie Murphy as The Donkey and Antonio Banderas as Puss In Boots. Diaz of course, plays the role of Princess Fiona.

Matt Dillon is currently filming the action crime drama "Bone Deep", starring Hayden Christensen and Dillon, about a group of bank robbers who find their $20 million plan interrupted by a hard-nosed detective.

Strange things happen in Hollywood!
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