The Week In Ugly: Week of July 24 - July 31, 2011

We're gonna start this week's Ugly with another guessing game! 
(See The Week In Ugly: Week of July 10 - July 17, 2011 to play s'more)

Guess which Disney Channel star was caught smoking this week?

And the answer is......

It’s Vanessa Hudgens!

When will these old hags learn that smoking is ugly?
V.Hudge is starting to become somewhat of a regular feature in The Week in Ugly. 

Good for you, Vaness!

Now, guess the Celebrity Grandma Boobs Bikini Bod

(well, more of a Swimsuit Bod, really):

Ready for the answer?

.....

It's Maggie Gyllenhaal!

Grandma Mags hit the beach with her brother, Jake Gyllenhaal, in Oahu for their father's wedding. 

...and in other Saggy Celebrity Boob News:
Lady Gaga

Ding! Ding! Turkey’s done.
It’s a good thing GagMe’s wearing nipple armor to protect those saggy boobs from her adoring fans.


Ok, moving on from Celebrity Boobs...for now, at least.

Elle Fanning

Remember when Mischa Barton wore a similar pair of hideous Where's Waldo-esque spectacles?

Janice Dickinson

What an attractive lady.

Olivia Wilde

Thank god Olivia is only wearing this hideous ensemble for her upcoming movie "Free Hugs"

Princess Beatrice, at yet another Royal Wedding
(Zara Phillips' married England Rugby centre, Mike Tindall on July 30, 2011)

Love, love, LOVE the matchy-matchy floral look!

(Although, this could be considered an improvement from Princess Beatrice’s last stint as a Royal Wedding guest.)

Ugins

ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

Lady GaGa & Bamm-Bamm Rubble

And last, but not least:

Scott Disick & Rob Kardashian

Scott Disick Rob Kardashian was spotted lookin' exceptionally douchey at a cake tasting for Kim Kardashian's upcoming wedding

See you next week, you ugly little s#!ts

*As always, click on the pictures to see even more ugly detail.

The Week In Ugly: Week of April 24 - April 30, 2011

The end of the month gave us a whole lotta ugly. And that's the best gift of all.  

Mariah Carey

Check out that belly button!

Mariah Carey just gave birth to twins yesterday, so I guess I should offer my congratulations. Congratulations, Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon! You guys suck.

Hayden Panettiere

WHAT is up with the mom hair, HayHay?

Miley Cyrus

Super cute outfit, Miles!

Naya Rivera (of Glee)

Smoking is ugly, you old hag.

Katy Perry

(Butt)Crack is whack.

Katy Perry is "ugly" in the best possible way.

Katie Holmes

There is no good excuse for this outfit

Katie Holmes, on the other hand, is just plain ugly.

Princess Beatrice, at the Royal Freakin' Wedding

My, what a fascinating fascinator! (Hardy har har)

And now, time for this week's Ugins!

(For those of you who missed The Week In Ugly last week, "Ugins" is a new, & terribly exciting part of The Week In Ugly, featuring Ugly Twins. Yay!)

This week's "Ugins" would more appropriately be dubbed, "Uglets".
It is also a good example of how ADD affects my daily life.

Uglets

ug-lets [ugg-litz]
-noun
1. ugly triplets, quadruplets, quintuplets, sextuplets, septuplets, octuplets, nonuplets, etc.
2. a group or set of three or more persons or things closely resembling one another in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: ugins

Princess Beatrice, a Raccoon, Taylor Momsen, & Ronald McDonald

I even added arrows to help you follow my ADD thought process! You're welcome.

See ya'll next week, you Ugly Fugs!

Yeah Girrrrl

I'd had just about enough of all the Royal Wedding talk...and then I saw this magnificent photograph on TMZ:

Need I say anything more?

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Hilarious.

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