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Saturday, April 30, 2011

Sunday, April 24, 2011

The Week In Ugly: Week of April 17 - April 23, 2011

Ugly don't take breaks just 'cause the Lord hath risen!

So, if you're like me, & your Easter basket was chock full o' bull s#!t, here's some ugly to replace the b.s. with mounds of glee (and I'm not talking about the TV show starring that girl whose mouth takes up half her face. Although, SPOILER ALERT: she might be making a guest appearance in this week's Ugly!).

But first, the lovely basket of joy that the Easter Bunny so kindly blessed me with:
Yep, that's PB, Marmalade, Ladybug socks, a crappy hairbrush, AND shredded documents!
WOWIE ZOWIE! Thanks E-Bunz!
Now, time for this week's ugly!

Nigella Lawson
God help us, not another beached whale!
Don't know who Nigella Lawson is? She has her own Food Network show called Nigella Kitchen. This lovely beach get-up is likely to send those ratings skyrocketing! It's definitely propelled her celebrity to at least a D-rating.

Christina Aguilera
Dressing herself: one of Xtina's many highly-honed skills
Xtina was the first honoree to put her prints in cement at The Abbey Food and Bar's new "Gay Walk of Fame". They could think of absolutely no one better.

 Lea Michele
On the set of Glee, or at a convent?
Remember Lea Michele's last stint as a nun?

Jennifer Love Hewitt
U Can't Touch This

Beyonce Knowles
Makeup. Roots. Outfit. Yikes.

Britney Spears
Why bother with trivial things like hair or makeup?
It's not like you're going to be photographed, or anything.

This Week, we have a BONUS Feature!! I have dubbed it "Ugins"
(I combined "ugly" and "twins". Clever, right?)

Ugins
ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.


Taylor Momsen & her ugly twin, Chewbacca
Separated at birth. Reunited at last.

Fergie & her ugly twin, Kirstie Alley
Fergie is so lucky. She knows exactly what to expect in 25 years.

I think this might just be the ugliest week yet!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Music News - Grammy





The Grammy Award nominations have been announced... as per her incredible year, Taylor Swift received 8 nominations, second only after Beyonce, with 10 nominations.






The Black Eyed Peas, Maxwell, and Kanye West each earned six nods. David Guetta, Jay-Z and Lady Gaga received five each; and Colbie Caillat, Michael Giacchino, Kings Of Leon, John Newton, RedOne, Bruce Springsteen, T-Pain, and Keith Urban each received four nominations.


Here are the nominees in the four General Field categories:


Album Of The Year:
I Am…Sasha Fierce (Beyoncé)
The E.N.D. (the Black Eyed Peas)
The Fame (Lady Gaga)
Big Whiskey And The Groogrux King (Dave Matthews Band)
Fearless (Taylor Swift)

Record Of The Year:
"Halo" (Beyoncé)
"I Gotta Feeling" (the Black Eyed Peas)
"Use Somebody" (Kings Of Leon)
"Poker Face" (Lady Gaga)
"You Belong With Me" (Taylor Swift)

Song Of The Year:
"Poker Face," Lady Gaga & RedOne, songwriters (Lady Gaga)
"Pretty Wings," Hod David & Musze, songwriters (Maxwell)
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)," Thaddis Harrell, Beyoncé Knowles, Terius Nash & Christopher Stewart, songwriters (Beyoncé)
"Use Somebody, "Caleb Followill, Jared Followill, Matthew Followill & Nathan Followill, songwriters (Kings Of Leon)
"You Belong With Me," Liz Rose & Taylor Swift, songwriters (Taylor Swift)

Best New Artist:
Zac Brown Band
Keri Hilson
MGMT
Silversun Pickups
The Ting Tings




For the complete list of nominees, go here -> http://www.grammy.com/grammy_awards/52nd_show/list.aspx