The Week In Ugly: Week of April 17 - April 23, 2011

Ugly don't take breaks just 'cause the Lord hath risen!

So, if you're like me, & your Easter basket was chock full o' bull s#!t, here's some ugly to replace the b.s. with mounds of glee (and I'm not talking about the TV show starring that girl whose mouth takes up half her face. Although, SPOILER ALERT: she might be making a guest appearance in this week's Ugly!).

But first, the lovely basket of joy that the Easter Bunny so kindly blessed me with:

Yep, that's PB, Marmalade, Ladybug socks, a crappy hairbrush, AND shredded documents!
WOWIE ZOWIE! Thanks E-Bunz!

Now, time for this week's ugly!

Nigella Lawson

God help us, not another beached whale!

Don't know who Nigella Lawson is? She has her own Food Network show called Nigella Kitchen. This lovely beach get-up is likely to send those ratings skyrocketing! It's definitely propelled her celebrity to at least a D-rating.

Christina Aguilera

Dressing herself: one of Xtina's many highly-honed skills

Xtina was the first honoree to put her prints in cement at The Abbey Food and Bar's new "Gay Walk of Fame". They could think of absolutely no one better.

 Lea Michele

On the set of Glee, or at a convent?

Remember Lea Michele's last stint as a nun?

Jennifer Love Hewitt

U Can't Touch This

Beyonce Knowles

Makeup. Roots. Outfit. Yikes.

Britney Spears

Why bother with trivial things like hair or makeup?
It's not like you're going to be photographed, or anything.

This Week, we have a BONUS Feature!! I have dubbed it "Ugins"
(I combined "ugly" and "twins". Clever, right?)

Ugins

ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.

Taylor Momsen & her ugly twin, Chewbacca

Separated at birth. Reunited at last.

Fergie & her ugly twin, Kirstie Alley

Fergie is so lucky. She knows exactly what to expect in 25 years.

I think this might just be the ugliest week yet!

Kirstie Alley Takes a Fall on Dancing With The Stars - Video

Kirstie Alley and her dance mate Maksim Chmerkovskiy took a bit of a spill last night while dancing the Rumba during DWTS.

The two were dancing the Rumba to a laid back version of “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” when you can clearly see that Maksim’s hip gave out and he went down.

Both dancers recovered nicely, and the judges did not seem overly concerned that the fall would affect their ability to stay in the competition.

Judge Len Goodman said,

“Dancing is a bit like life - It’s about overcoming adversities. You overcame it. You got up… and you came back stronger.”

So who's going home on Tuesday's Dancing with the Stars elimination show?

Sugar Ray Leonard and Petra Nemcova will probably hit the bottom two spots with the champ headed to the locker room.

Watch Kristie Alley Fall On Dancing With The Stars

The Week In Ugly: Week of March 7 - March 13, 2011

We had another ugly week!  Personally, I'm quite glad, because I wouldn't know what to do with myself if there were ever a week with NO ugly.  How depressing would that be?  I don't even want to think about it, so let's get started on this week's ugliest.

Kelly Bensimon

Actually this is a pretty hot man.  Maybe I should've left this one out.

Katherine Heigl

Katherine shows us it's ok to wear Uggs when there's no snow on the ground!

Deena Nicole Cortese

The Hobbit: Part 1 is set to open in 3D December 19, 2012!!!  Deena's excited.

Kirstie Alley

I really wasn't mentally prepared to see this.
I am now weeping in horror.

Britney Spears

Brit Brit does "casual-cute" when she hits up the buffet.  Should've put that napkin in your lap, little piggy.

Pete Wentz...?

You might be wondering who this is.  And I'm sorry to tell you, I really don't know.  I just happened upon this picture, and thought to myself, "Holy crap! That's ugly."  So I thought I'd include it.  It might be Pete Wentz, whoever that is.^*

Taylor Momsen

Would any ugly week really be complete without this ugly fug?

I can't wait for all the ugly just waiting to slap us in the face next week!

^*Yes, I am aware of the fact that this is, indeed, Pete Wentz. Sarcasm is completely lost on some people.