No More Jersey Shore??

Nah, don't fret, MTV's Jersey Shore isn't going anywhere (not yet, at least). BUT, TMZ has reported that, after Season 5, there will be a new cast.

Thanks for all the memories. XoXo

So, kind of a good news, bad news thing, for those of us who love the hot mess that is Jersey Shore.

Good News: 

• Season 5 starts filming today!! - Everybody, quick, pack your bags, and head to Seaside Heights!
• Our favorites from the current cast have already secured spin-offs with MTV. (This includes Snooki, JWOWW, The Situation, and Pauly D)

Bad News:

• Jersey Shore might start to suck. But, who knows, there are a lot of crazies out there, maybe it'll get even better! (Fingers crossed)

So, is Jersey Shore going to become the new Real World? Will Jersey Shore be able to survive, without the TV gold that their current cast has been? And most importantly, what will happen to all of the grenades??

Maybe Bar Refaeli will make an appearance on the show?

‘Jersey Shore’ Whore is Preggers!

Wanna guess which Jersey girl is sporting a fresh new baby bump?

Pure magic

The pregnant 'Jersey Shore' whore is....

Angelina Pivarnick
No surprise there. The girl is a total trashbag.

Gettin' it in

As usual, TMZ ^[1] got the story first. Here's their lovely composite of a pregnant Angelina:

Oh yeahhhh!

Reportedly, Angelina’s baby daddy is also her fiancé.  
HER FIANCÉ!
How did she even find a guy who wanted to hang out with her in any capacity, much less knock her up, AND spend the rest of his life with her?!? Mind boggling.

Just for you stalker types: her fiancé is Dave Kovacs, and the pair have been betrothed since this February. Nothing like making a lifelong commitment to torture on V-Day! A beautiful "VD" gift, if you will.

The happy couple!

I don’t think anyone can truly be 100% sure about who really fathered Angelina’s baby…
I believe Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino said it best, when he referred to Angelina as the “Staten Island Ferry,” because “everybody gets a ride, and it’s FREE!” - Oh Sitch, you are the wisest owl in the whole forest.

Good thing Angelina already has tons of practice covering up that gut!

Personally, I cannot wait until she pops this sucker out! Her labor will probably last a grand total of 5 minutes. (Get it? 'Cause she's loose as a goose.)


^[1] TMZ Staff. "'Jersey Shore' Angelina Pivarnick -- PREGNANT!" TMZ 27 April 2011.

The Week In Ugly: Week of March 7 - March 13, 2011

We had another ugly week!  Personally, I'm quite glad, because I wouldn't know what to do with myself if there were ever a week with NO ugly.  How depressing would that be?  I don't even want to think about it, so let's get started on this week's ugliest.

Kelly Bensimon

Actually this is a pretty hot man.  Maybe I should've left this one out.

Katherine Heigl

Katherine shows us it's ok to wear Uggs when there's no snow on the ground!

Deena Nicole Cortese

The Hobbit: Part 1 is set to open in 3D December 19, 2012!!!  Deena's excited.

Kirstie Alley

I really wasn't mentally prepared to see this.
I am now weeping in horror.

Britney Spears

Brit Brit does "casual-cute" when she hits up the buffet.  Should've put that napkin in your lap, little piggy.

Pete Wentz...?

You might be wondering who this is.  And I'm sorry to tell you, I really don't know.  I just happened upon this picture, and thought to myself, "Holy crap! That's ugly."  So I thought I'd include it.  It might be Pete Wentz, whoever that is.^*

Taylor Momsen

Would any ugly week really be complete without this ugly fug?

I can't wait for all the ugly just waiting to slap us in the face next week!

^*Yes, I am aware of the fact that this is, indeed, Pete Wentz. Sarcasm is completely lost on some people.