So, if you're like me, & your Easter basket was chock full o' bull s#!t, here's some ugly to replace the b.s. with mounds of glee (and I'm not talking about the TV show starring that girl whose mouth takes up half her face. Although, SPOILER ALERT: she might be making a guest appearance in this week's Ugly!).
But first, the lovely basket of joy that the Easter Bunny so kindly blessed me with:
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| Yep, that's PB, Marmalade, Ladybug socks, a crappy hairbrush, AND shredded documents! WOWIE ZOWIE! Thanks E-Bunz! |
Now, time for this week's ugly!
Nigella Lawson
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| God help us, not another beached whale! |
Don't know who Nigella Lawson is? She has her own Food Network show called Nigella Kitchen. This lovely beach get-up is likely to send those ratings skyrocketing! It's definitely propelled her celebrity to at least a D-rating.
Christina Aguilera
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| Dressing herself: one of Xtina's many highly-honed skills |
Xtina was the first honoree to put her prints in cement at The Abbey Food and Bar's new "Gay Walk of Fame". They could think of absolutely no one better.
Lea Michele
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| On the set of Glee, or at a convent? |
Remember Lea Michele's last stint as a nun?
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Beyonce Knowles
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| Makeup. Roots. Outfit. Yikes. |
Britney Spears
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| Why bother with trivial things like hair or makeup? It's not like you're going to be photographed, or anything. |
This Week, we have a BONUS Feature!! I have dubbed it "Ugins"
(I combined "ugly" and "twins". Clever, right?)
Ugins
ug-ins [ugg-inz]-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
Taylor Momsen & her ugly twin, Chewbacca
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| Separated at birth. Reunited at last. |
Fergie & her ugly twin, Kirstie Alley
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| Fergie is so lucky. She knows exactly what to expect in 25 years. |
I think this might just be the ugliest week yet!
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