NicoSheen: The Next Best Thing to Crack Cocaine

He may never get Two And A Half Men back, but Charlie Sheen now has something even better: e-Grits!

Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you: NicoSheen!

Yep. The world's premier news source, TMZ, has revealed that Charlie Sheen has a line of electronic cigarettes coming soon! 

NicoSheen, the "Winning E-Cigarette," features "Sheen Safe Smoke". I don't know what that means, but if it's good enough for Charlie, it's good enough for me!

The best part is: Charlie Sheen's mugshot headshot is prominently displayed on the packaging.