Awards - Teen Choice

Taylor Swift dominated the Teen Choice Awards...

http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2011/08/winners_taylor_swift_dominates_at_2011_teen_choice_awards.php

The Week In Ugly: Week of April 4 - April 9, 2011

It's time for our weekly dose of ugly!

Teen Mom's Janelle Something-or-Other

White trash in bits of a white trash bag.  How fitting.

Gwen Stefani

Gwen styled the American Idol contestants this week... poor kids.

Kim Kardashian

Another so-called "stylist" who has no idea how to dress herself

Paris Hilton

Kim K's super jealous ex-bff always looks klassy and well-styled

Taylor Swift

Her next album is tentatively titled, Prairie Living

Katherine Heigl

There's SO MUCH going on here! A great example of how to ruin the LBD. (Click to zoom, for full effect)

Pia Toscano

Pia is like a seasoned celeb, always wearing the perfect outfits for stirring up those career-boosting pregnancy rumors!

This may be the most depressing week in history.  Our ever-lovely pal, Taylor Momsen, has done absolutely nothing new and/or noteworthy, and thus we are left without any photos of her ugly, ugly face this week.  HOW AWFUL!   Let's hope she was just temporarily hiding out in some deep, dark, ugly dungeon, piling on loads and loads of eyeliner to perfect her raccoon look for the paps next week!

If you're like me, and you're totally jonesin' for you fix of ugly Tay Tay, click here to see her previous Ugly appearances.

The Week In Ugly: Week of March 14 - March 20, 2011

It's my favorite time of week again!  Time for some ugly.

Ashlee Simpson

Yikes.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Looks like someone is trying to start their very own pregnancy rumor.  That's a little desperate, J.Love

Taylor Swift

Just  your average home-schooled kid.

Brad Pitt

I do no enjoy this man at all.

Random Hooker Taylor Momsen

I wonder if she ever gets tired of being so disgusting.

Stephanie Seymour

You'd be puking even harder if you saw the last time she was on a beach.  Oh wait, let me show you...

Ms. Seymour and her son.  HER SON!!!!

And, just in case you missed "Ke$ha is a Bathing Beauty"....

Ke$ha

Soo sexy

I'm Naming Names: A Rant.

And the name is : TAYLOR SWIFT.

I'm sorry, I just have to get this off my chest: Sometimes I feel that I am the only one in the world who hates Taylor Swift.  But then I remember that I am not alone in this fight.  I, along with many weary souls, have grown so tired of that curly-haired, beady-eyed, awkward girl.

What's there to like about her?  Nothing.

Kisses! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Her performances are both awkward and terrible. She can't hit a single note to save her life, and she makes me want to end mine.

She's still harping on the fact that she "names names," but I have news for you, T-Sweezy: NO ONE CARES.  It wasn't unique when you started, and now it's just old and tired.

Why must you continue to beat that dead horse, year after terrible year?  HAVE YOU NO SOUL?

Shame on you, Taylor, shame, shame, shame on you!  You have shamed me greatly, and if your family were Asian, they would also be terribly ashamed.

Dear Taylor: even just thinking about you has ruined Sally Jessy Raphael's birthday almost entirely for me. But I will NOT let you take this special, special day from me!

Music News - Grammy

The Grammy Award nominations have been announced... as per her incredible year, Taylor Swift received 8 nominations, second only after Beyonce, with 10 nominations.

The Black Eyed Peas, Maxwell, and Kanye West each earned six nods. David Guetta, Jay-Z and Lady Gaga received five each; and Colbie Caillat, Michael Giacchino, Kings Of Leon, John Newton, RedOne, Bruce Springsteen, T-Pain, and Keith Urban each received four nominations.

Here are the nominees in the four General Field categories:

Album Of The Year:
I Am…Sasha Fierce (Beyoncé)
The E.N.D. (the Black Eyed Peas)
The Fame (Lady Gaga)
Big Whiskey And The Groogrux King (Dave Matthews Band)
Fearless (Taylor Swift)

Record Of The Year:
"Halo" (Beyoncé)
"I Gotta Feeling" (the Black Eyed Peas)
"Use Somebody" (Kings Of Leon)
"Poker Face" (Lady Gaga)
"You Belong With Me" (Taylor Swift)

Song Of The Year:
"Poker Face," Lady Gaga & RedOne, songwriters (Lady Gaga)
"Pretty Wings," Hod David & Musze, songwriters (Maxwell)
"Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)," Thaddis Harrell, Beyoncé Knowles, Terius Nash & Christopher Stewart, songwriters (Beyoncé)
"Use Somebody, "Caleb Followill, Jared Followill, Matthew Followill & Nathan Followill, songwriters (Kings Of Leon)
"You Belong With Me," Liz Rose & Taylor Swift, songwriters (Taylor Swift)

Best New Artist:
Zac Brown Band
Keri Hilson
MGMT
Silversun Pickups
The Ting Tings

For the complete list of nominees, go here -> http://www.grammy.com/grammy_awards/52nd_show/list.aspx

For more Grammy readings, go here -> http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/awards/18347/52nd-annual-grammy-nominees-are-fiercefearless/

Is Joe Jonas Looking For Romance With Taylor Swift?

Has teen heartthrob and pop-sensation Joe Jonas just broken the hearts of young teenage girls around the world?

The rumor mill has been in over-drive that the oldest Jonas brother is becoming romantically linked to country singer Taylor Swift - and that Joe has been showing up at her concerts!

Joe, the oldest one-third of the teen boy band "The Jonas Brothers", arrived in disguise to Taylor's concert on Sunday night at West Palm Beach Cruzan Amphitheatre, People Magazine has reported. Though he tried to hide behind a disguise by wearing a baseball cap and dark glasses, Jonas was recognized when he showed up backstage near the soundboard where he was seen hanging out with Taylor's father.

Last week, Taylor, 18, filmed a cameo appearance for the "Jonas Brothers" upcoming 3-D movie, but Swift continues to tell reporters they're just friends. But various tabloids and photographers are saying they have seen the two songsters together multiple times - sometimes just hanging out and not in a professional work setting.

Taylor Swift has completed filming her spot in the upcoming Miley Cyrus movie "Hannah Montana: The Movie" due in theaters next year, and has been signed to appear in the romantic drama "I Will Wait for You... If It Takes Forever", also due next year.

Joe Jonas was recently seen in the Disney television hit "Camp Rock", and is currently working with his brothers filming the TV series "J.O.N.A.S", where the Jonas brothers travel the country in their rickety tour bus performing shows, but what the fans don't know is that the Jonas Brothers are actually J.O.N.A.S. - Junior Operatives Networking as Spies - who, along with their secret agent dad, are under assignment from a super-secret government agency out to fight evil.

Joe Jonas has also signed on to the television move sequel "Camp Rock 2", due next year starring the Jonas Brothers and newcomer Demi Lovato as Mitchie Torres.
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