Today is truly a great day. A great day for the whole wide world! It's March 1, and today is a birthday Double-Whammy. I'd like to wish a great, big, happy b-day to Justin "Baby" Bieber, AND to Ke$ha "Baby Hooker" Sebert!!
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| Beastly |
Ahh, I do soo love little Biebs, and I mean that, from the very bottom of my black heart. He is 17 today, and I hope he stays in pop music forever and ever, even 'til he's a senile, cranky, perverted 84 year old man. Little cutie.
If you happen to feel the urge to give JB a birthday BJ, or any other birthday gift, he would like you to direct those gifts, in the form of a monetary donation, to
Charity: Water, which is working to get clean, safe drinking water to everyone on the planet. How noble of you, Biebs. I love you even more today than the day I first laid eyes on you.
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| Hopefully Selena isn't planning on giving Justin's birthday bone to charity |
Ke$ha, on the other hand, turns 24 today, and has stated that she will gladly accept any, and every, Birthday BJ that anyone should be so kind to send her way.*
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| Dirtiest hooker on the planet |
*Ke$ha has not made any such official statement, but I think we all know it's safe to assume this to be true.
