The Week In Ugly: Week of March 14 - March 20, 2011

It's my favorite time of week again!  Time for some ugly.

Ashlee Simpson

Yikes.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Looks like someone is trying to start their very own pregnancy rumor.  That's a little desperate, J.Love

Taylor Swift

Just  your average home-schooled kid.

Brad Pitt

I do no enjoy this man at all.

Random Hooker Taylor Momsen

I wonder if she ever gets tired of being so disgusting.

Stephanie Seymour

You'd be puking even harder if you saw the last time she was on a beach.  Oh wait, let me show you...

Ms. Seymour and her son.  HER SON!!!!

And, just in case you missed "Ke$ha is a Bathing Beauty"....

Ke$ha

Soo sexy

Ke$ha is a Bathing Beauty

Our favorite singing sensation, Kesha Rose Sebert, was spotted on a beach in Australia yesterday, where she is currently on tour.

She wore a lovely, high-waisted bikini, with lattice-detailing on the sides.  This lattice-detailing is reminiscent of an apple pie, which Ke$ha has apparently been enjoying a lot of.

You could bounce a quarter off that hind end!

Om nom nom! Ke$ha HUNGRY!!!

Now, don't get me wrong, I enjoy a well done high-waist bikini, it can be so retro-fab, but this is NOT that.  Good god, this is not that.

Let's take a look at some more of these smokin' hot pics, shall we?

Maybe she should've done some running before getting into that bikini

Again, yoga BEFORE bikini.

Omg, someone come help, QUICK! We've got a beached whale!!!

The bikini, not on Ke$ha:

See?  Not so terrible.

If you totes need to look exactly like Ke$hy-Poo, this bikini is from the love of my life, Free People.

If I were Free People, I would sue the piss outta Ke$ha. That's gotta fall under some defamation laws...right?

Justin Bieber: Birthday BJ's to be Given to Charity

Today is truly a great day.  A great day for the whole wide world!  It's March 1, and today is a birthday Double-Whammy.  I'd like to wish a great, big, happy b-day to Justin "Baby" Bieber, AND to Ke$ha "Baby Hooker" Sebert!!

Beastly

Ahh, I do soo love little Biebs, and I mean that, from the very bottom of my black heart.  He is 17 today, and I hope he stays in pop music forever and ever, even 'til he's a senile, cranky, perverted 84 year old man.  Little cutie.


If you happen to feel the urge to give JB a birthday BJ, or any other birthday gift, he would like you to direct those gifts, in the form of a monetary donation, to Charity: Water, which is working to get clean, safe drinking water to everyone on the planet.  How noble of you, Biebs.  I love you even more today than the day I first laid eyes on you.

Hopefully Selena isn't planning on giving Justin's birthday bone to charity

Ke$ha, on the other hand, turns 24 today, and has stated that she will gladly accept any, and every, Birthday BJ that anyone should be so kind to send her way.*

Dirtiest hooker on the planet

*Ke$ha has not made any such official statement, but I think we all know it's safe to assume this to be true.