Justin Bieber Sets Mom on Fire

"BURN, DEVIL WOMAN! BURN!!!,"  shouted Justin Bieber, as he set his mom aflame at his concert last night in Berlin.

Slap ya momma!

Those may bot have been his exact words...  He said something more along the lines of "Happy Birthday," but at the end of the day, it's really all the same.


The real story is: Little Biebs invited his mom out on stage last night, and presented her with a birthday cake.  He then sang "Happy Birthday" to her, with the help of everyone at the concert.  Not a bad birthday present.  Except, as Pattie leaned over to blow out her bday candles, she lit a few strands of her hair on fire.  Whoopsie Poopsie!  Good thing her son can afford to buy her $5,000 hair extensions to cover up the scorched strands.

After the show, Bieber took to his Twitter (of course), saying:

Well, thank goodness JB was there to save the day!

Here's video footage of the hair-scorching incident:

Little Biebs Takes Down Paparazzi

Justin Bieber has little patience for those pesky paps these days.  

On his birthday, he flipped off the cameras.  

And just yesterday, he pushed a paparazzi's camera out of his face while he and Selena Gomez shopped at a 7-Eleven.   Pretty badass for little Biebs. 

Aww, they grow up so fast!

But not to worry - Justin tweeted his apologies, as any star should.

Justin Bieber: Birthday BJ's to be Given to Charity

Today is truly a great day.  A great day for the whole wide world!  It's March 1, and today is a birthday Double-Whammy.  I'd like to wish a great, big, happy b-day to Justin "Baby" Bieber, AND to Ke$ha "Baby Hooker" Sebert!!

Beastly

Ahh, I do soo love little Biebs, and I mean that, from the very bottom of my black heart.  He is 17 today, and I hope he stays in pop music forever and ever, even 'til he's a senile, cranky, perverted 84 year old man.  Little cutie.


If you happen to feel the urge to give JB a birthday BJ, or any other birthday gift, he would like you to direct those gifts, in the form of a monetary donation, to Charity: Water, which is working to get clean, safe drinking water to everyone on the planet.  How noble of you, Biebs.  I love you even more today than the day I first laid eyes on you.

Hopefully Selena isn't planning on giving Justin's birthday bone to charity

Ke$ha, on the other hand, turns 24 today, and has stated that she will gladly accept any, and every, Birthday BJ that anyone should be so kind to send her way.*

Dirtiest hooker on the planet

*Ke$ha has not made any such official statement, but I think we all know it's safe to assume this to be true.