Olivia Wilde Stars in 'The Peter Griffin Side Boob Hour' (& Other Boob News)

Olivia Wilde was photographed earlier today, at the UK premiere of Cowboys and Aliens:

Check out that side boob.

How 'bout that side boob?

The Peter Griffin Side Boob Hour

And in other Boob News:

Lindsay Lohan Wears a Semi-Sheer Top 

Say what you will about Ms. Lohan, but she does have a nice pair of tater tots.

Lindsay Lohan is a Free Woman!

After 35 days of house arrest, Lindsay Lohan is finally free to roam the earth! The best part is, she no longer has to worry about that hideous ankle bracelet making her pants look all bunchy 'n stuff.

When do you wanna hit up Chateau Marmont??

I bet LiLo feels amazing, especially after being "cooped up" with her view of the ocean, relaxing on the roof, having a house arrest roof party with her friends, and shooting commercials.

Lindsay let TMZ into her garage this morning, so she could give them the exclusive scoop on her first moments outside her home in more than a month (please ignore the court dates, rooftop photos, commercials, etc. Those don't count.)

Anyway, inside her garage, Lindsay told the TMZ cameras that she's "excited to start community service and focus on [her] work."

Who gets excited for community service? I wouldn't. But I hate doing things for others, so maybe that's my problem. Ahh, if only I could be as benevolent as Lindsay.

Child, please

So, do you think Lindsay can make like Britney Spears, and have a total comeback?

I certainly hope so! But first, I hope she shaves her head and attacks a car with an umbrella.

Lindsay Lohan Fails Drug Test - Not Going Back to Jail – Epic Fail Video

There comes a time when you lose your ability to feel sorry for some people.

After multiple arrests, rehab stays, probation, fines, lost jobs, and media scrutiny, it looks like Lindsay Lohan has finally screwed the pooch.

Lohan appeared in court this morning to answer to Judge Stephanie Sautner after violating her probation by testing positive to alcohol during a drug test.

Who could have seen that one coming?

It seems that Lindsay failed one of the two drug tests she took this week and that violated her probation.

Lohan is under house arrest at her Venice Beach home and is under strict orders to not drink alcohol or take drugs.

But as we all know, Lohan has been partying it up while on house detention, and even threw a BBQ party last Sunday for her friends.

Just a few days ago she told Life Style Magazine,

"I'm a very social person, and I like being outside, especially in Venice Beach. I'd like to get out more. Just going out and having dinner. It's a nice way to just be reading scripts and focusing on what I'm going to do next. I've been having a lot of work-related meetings. Sometimes my friends come over. When my friends come over, they're not drinking. Alcohol is not in my house, so it's just not a part of my life."

Lindsay, saying the words out load does not make them true.

She was also paid $25,000 for a 30 second video shot that was filmed at her home while under house arrest.

Sources say the District Attorney were none too happy that Lohan was throwing parties and flaunting her detention.

So this morning the Judge was expected to threw her back in jail!

But unfortunately, due to a technicality surrounding the testing dates Lohan can not be found guilty for the negative test result. Only in Hollywood folks!

It kind of makes you wonder how many chances this girl is going to get, and quite frankly is an embarrassment to the California judicial system.


That’s right, hard to believe isn’t it - Lindsay Lohan gets away with another violation of probation.

Follow InfoStar on Twitter – it won’t violate probation

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 4 Months in Jail for Parole Violation

Lindsay Lohan was just sentenced to 120 days in jail for parole violation.

Lohan was in court today to answer to charges she stole a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store.

Lindsay is already on probation – and has been for several years.

Judge Stephanie Sautner said a trail for her charge of felony theft can move forward and that Lohan had violated her parole.

The judge ordered her to immediately begin serving a 4 month jail sentence for the parole violation, and required her to do 12 weeks of community service at a women’s shelter and the morgue.

She was led out of the court room in handcuffs, then downstairs to be processed, and finally to her jail cell.

Lohan’s lawyer Shawn Holley said a bail bondsman was standing by to supply the $75,000 bail money, and that she would immediately file an appeal.

And another saga of Lindsay going to jail begins….

Queue the tabloids and cover your ears.

The Week In Ugly: Week of March 21 - March 27, 2011

We had some unexpected ugly smack us in the face this week.  But don't worry, that doesn't mean that the usual ugly culprits were unexpectedly un-uglified.  That would be a real tragedy.  Here we go!

 Vanessa Hudgens

WHAT happened, V.Hudge? You usually look so fab.

Lindsay Lohan

ARREST HER!! She's stealing the Olsen Twins' look!

Lacey Schwimmer

WHO is Lacey Schwimmer?  Idk, but she sure is UGLY!

Ok, ok, I sort of know who she is.  But barely.  She's on Dancing With the Stars. 

I believe she is one of the professional dancers, but beyond that, I just don't care.

Juliette Lewis

Do my pits stank?

Taylor Momsen

Even when she changes out of her hooker-wear, she's ugly as sin! She did do us a service though, by covering her racoon eyes with those large sunglasses. Thanks TayTay! Always thinking of others.

Alicia Silverstone

Ok, I get that you're pregnant, but for god's sake, PUT THAT THING AWAY! It's gross.

Christina Aguilera  

Ach! God help me!

Actually, in all fairness, that pic's not so bad, considering this one was taken just moments before:

You gotta love the chauffeur's face.

See you next week, my little uglies!

Lindsay Lohan Is...DEAD?!?

Yes, sadly, Lindsay Lohan is no longer with us.

R.I.P. Lindsay Lohan

Ok, maybe I'm being a tad bit over-dramatic.

While it's true that Lindsay Lohan is gone forever, she hasn't died... she's just changing her name.

Earlier today, Lindsay's mother, Dina, exclusively confirmed to PopEater, that "Lindsay is dropping the Lohan and just going by Lindsay.  Plus, me and Ali will be officially changing our last names back to my maiden name, Sullivan."

So now, Lindsay Lohan will be known simply as "Lindsay".  Who needs last names, anyways?

Lindsay's name change is almost certainly an effort to disassociate herself from the walking, talking embarrassment, that is Michael Lohan; especially given his latest antics.  I mean, really, who in their right mind would want to be associated with that hot mess?  Apparently, even people not in their right mind don't want anything to do with him.

I can't wait to hear how Michael Lohan feels about all of this name-changing.  He's probably on the phone with TMZ at this very moment.

In other Former-Lohan news: Lindsay has rejected the plea deal offered by prosecutors in the grand theft necklace case.  OMG!!  So now, we wait, while a judge determines if the prosecution has enough evidence to bring this case to trial.  I can't wait to for this to play out!



Video Game Pitch: Grand Theft Wine-o.  Imagine: your character stumbles around LA, tossing drinks on fellow sluts, stealing crap, passing out in cars, and just being trashy in general, all the while, dressed fabulously.

Now that's exciting video game material!

Michael Lohan: Man of the Year

The Man With the Heart of Gold:

"I love helping the little brown children!" *

The world's best dad, Michael Lohan, has been up to some new shenanigans.  This time, however, the shenans don't (directly) involve being an attention-seeking media-hooer.   Nope, just a little light wife-beating.  No big deal.

Mr. Lohan was arrested Monday (3/21), for "allegedly" hitting his ex-girlfriend, Kate Major.  That's a MAJOR problem!  Hardy har har.  But seriously, domestic violence is no joke.  If you, or someone you know is being beaten upon, please seek help.   Help may be sought on Google.

Upon his arrest, Mikey was initially written up for three different felonies; but now it seems that he's only getting a light tap on the wrist, being formally charged with one count of misdemeanor domestic violence.

True to form, Michael Lohan denies he did anything wrong.  He phoned his bosom buddies at TMZ, and informed them that he did NOT attack Kate, it was she who attacked him.  He also wants everyone to know that he has already returned to the West Hollywood Sheriff's office to file a police report against her...for filing a false police report.  So much paperwork!!  But who knows, maybe Mike is telling the truth this time; he and Kate seem equally crazy.

Ladies & Gents: Kate Major!  Let this picture serve as a reminder that this trash bag was the same chick who worked for Star Magazine, did a story on Jon Gosselin, and then decided to quit her job... to date Jon.

There was also something about a claim, made by Kate, that Michael Lohan cut himself with a "sharp object," in order to frame her.  Then, Michael shot back with a quick "NUH UH!!" and claimed that, not only was Kate the one doing the hitting, but she also STOLE clothes from his apartment, which he had bought for Lindsay!  Gasp!  What a bunch of white trash.  You're both crazy!  There, now it's settled.

On another note, it looks as though MiLo might have a slight advantage when his court date arrives, because he's already met the judge!  Michael's court date is scheduled at the very same Beverly Hills Courthouse frequented by his daughter, Lindsay, and with the very same judge!  (Not sure which judge quite yet, but Lindsay's seen 'em both, so the bases are covered.)



*Michael Lohan might not have said these words, per se, but we all know he was thinking it!

Another Tight Dress, Another Court Date

As expected, Lindsay Lohan was granted a continuance at her court appearance this morning, which means that we don't get to find out how much jail time she will receive until March 25.  Ho hum, pig's bum.  Why must my patience be tested so?!

Even though the court date is set for March 25, Lindsay only has until March 23 to decide whether or not she will accept a deal, and submit a plea of guilty or no contest.  If she accepts the plea deal, she will receive her sentencing on March 25.  If she does not accept the deal, the case will be tried on April 22 at 9am PT, and a new Judge will decide her fate.   If it gets to that point, her preliminary hearing will be heard concurrently with her probation violation case.  In other words, the new judge will decide if there is enough evidence to go to trial with the necklace case, AND decide if Lindsay is in violation of her probation from her DUI case.

Either way, Lindsay will almost assuredly face jail time, due to the conditions of her probation.  Currently, the plea offer on the table includes SIX MONTHS IN JAIL!  Wowza.  Lindsay's lawyer may be able to negotiate it down, but we'll just have to wait and see!

Legal stuff is HARD!  So now on to the important stuff: 
WHAT WAS LINDSAY WEARING?
LiLo wore another form-fitting, long sleeve dress; this time, in beige leather.  I think she looks pretty good!  Personally, I'm a fan of Lindsay's style.  She just needs to lay off the crack pipe.  I give this dress 2 days tops before it sells out.  I'd buy it.  

Twinsies with the police officer!

Michael Lohan is the World's Best Dad!

Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael Lohan, is a true class act!  We all know how he loves to make a public mockery of his daughter, pretending all the while that he's acting in her best interest.  And now that he has signed on for the 5th season of Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab, he thinks it's time to step up his daddy game one more notch!

Mr. Lohan likes to show off his nips while he chats with TMZ

Last night, Mikey Lohan told reporters that he hopes to bring the Rehab cameras with him to Lindsay's March 10 court date, to show what a great, supportive father he is.  Wowie Zowie - exploiting your daughter's court date for your own publicity?  That sure is supportive parenting!  I wish Mr. Lohan were my dad!

With that kind of father, it's no wonder Lindsay is so messed up.  My only question is: Is Michael a conniving bastard, purposely trying to milk his daughter for every penny he can?  Or is he just a delusional idiot?  I'm guessing it's probably a little bit of both. 

On another note: I can't wait for March 10!

Samantha Ronson Says She Will Marry Lindsay Lohan By Christmas

If lesbian Sam Ronson has her way, Lindsay Lohan will become Mrs. Lindsay Ronson by Christmas.

Ronson interrupted her live DJ session at a LA nightclub Tuesday night to express her unwavering love for Lindsay Lohan and promised she will marry the actress by the end of the year.

Ronson told the crowd at Chateau Marmont, "By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs. Ronson, and tonight shows the power of a woman, to underestimate that is to underestimate the world."

Huh? We're not sure exactly what she was trying to say, but we got the important parts. Chateau Marmont patrons say the nightclub has become a regular Friday night retreat for the young gay couple.

Not long after Ronson announced her intentions, Lohan was seen sporting an engagement ring on her wedding finger.

While Samantha spins her tunes waiting for Lohan to become her bride, the previously troubled actress is completing work on her latest movie "Labor Pains", due early next year.

The film stars Lohan as Thea, and is the story of how she pretends to be pregnant in order to avoid being fired from her job. When that gets her a lot of special treatment by everyone involved in her life, she tries to keep up the lie for nine months.

Mrs. And Mrs. Ronson-Lohan. It may take awhile to get used to saying that.

Related Story: Watch Lindsay Lohan In "Labor Pains" Movie Trailer
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Lindsay Lohan Turns Down $700,000 Playboy Offer

Lindsay Lohan, the lesbian leaning friend of Samantha Ronson, has turned down a $700,000 offer from Playboy for a topless eight-page layout in the magazines 55th anniversary issue for January.

"If there's nudity, then the answer's no . . . She's not going down the New York magazine road again," Lohan's representative told Playboy.

In recent months, Lohan and DJ friend Sam Ronson have heated up their romantic relationship calling each other best friends, and being photographed kissing and holding hands on the set of Lohan's latest film "Labor Pains".

It has been rumored the two lovers may eventually get married now that California has legalized same sex marriages, but neither Lohan nor Ronson has commented publicly.

Lohan is currently filming the comedy "Labor Pains" due out next year, about a young woman who pretends to be pregnant in order to avoid being fired from her job. When that gets her a bunch of special treatment by everyone involved in her life, she tries to keep up the lie for nine months.

Also due out next year is the romantic musical "Dare To Love Me", starring Lohan and Raoul Bova, where in the seedy underworld of 1920's Buenos Aires, Tango legend Carlos Gardel is involved in a torrid love affair with a prostitute and sees his life shattered when a bullet takes her life and pierces his own flesh.

Watch Lindsay Lohan In "Labor Pains" Movie Trailer


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