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The Peter Griffin Side Boob Hour
And in other Boob News:
Lindsay Lohan Wears a Semi-Sheer Top
Say what you will about Ms. Lohan, but she does have a nice pair of tater tots.
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Thursday, August 11, 2011
Olivia Wilde Stars in 'The Peter Griffin Side Boob Hour' (& Other Boob News)
Olivia Wilde was photographed earlier today, at the UK premiere of Cowboys and Aliens:
And in other Boob News:
And in other Boob News:
Friday, May 13, 2011
The World's Biggest Boobs
164XXX
That is the size of the ENORMOUS knockers on Minneapolis native, Chelsea Charms.
WOW. Charming.
Even more charming, is the fact that Ms. Charms is in the "adult entertainment" industry, and her cup size is XXX. A charming coincidence!
Each of those bad boys weighs in at a whopping 26.5 lbs. EACH!
Math is hard! So, let me help you out: that's 53 lbs. of boob. FIFTY-THREE!!
I'd love to know how she manages to stand upright.
Chelsea Charms is only 5'3".... so, 53 lbs. is more than 1/3 the weight of a normal, healthy woman of her height. That being said, I apologize for my crack about homegirl's back fat. I imagine it is quite the feat just to haul her ass out of bed every morning. To expect her to exercise would be cruelly unreasonable.
Chelsea Charms flew across the pond tobeg for attention showcase her massive breasts on the British television programme, This Morning.
After hercircus act television appearance, host of This Morning, Phillip Schofield tweeted this "charming" picture:
The online edition of The Daily Mirror, "Britain's brightest tabloid newspaper," featured the following headline, which may very well be the best headline in the history of hard-hitting journalism:
Chelsea Charms has wittily nicknamed her monstrous boobies, "Itsy and Bitsy". Good looks and a sense of humor? A true rarity.
To get her "charming" chest, Chelsea Charms underwent a procedure called Polypropylene String Breast Implants. Ms. Charms very eloquently explained this procedure, saying:
ONE INCH EVERY MONTH! How much more can this poor woman be forced to endure? Chelsea can hardly use an airplane bathroom, and she struggles through even the simplest of tasks, such as eating at tables. And yet, she admits that shedesperately craves enjoys the attention that comes with her enormous melons, and says she "wouldn't have it any other way".
Unfortunately, for all of you flat-chested bitties out there, you've already missed the boat to a more charming, fully-breasted life, as this procedure is now banned. Sorry!
*I hope you enjoyed my obnoxious use of the word "charming". Hardy har. Me so punny.
That is the size of the ENORMOUS knockers on Minneapolis native, Chelsea Charms.
WOW. Charming.
Even more charming, is the fact that Ms. Charms is in the "adult entertainment" industry, and her cup size is XXX. A charming coincidence!
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| Check out that back fat! |
Math is hard! So, let me help you out: that's 53 lbs. of boob. FIFTY-THREE!!
I'd love to know how she manages to stand upright.
Chelsea Charms is only 5'3".... so, 53 lbs. is more than 1/3 the weight of a normal, healthy woman of her height. That being said, I apologize for my crack about homegirl's back fat. I imagine it is quite the feat just to haul her ass out of bed every morning. To expect her to exercise would be cruelly unreasonable.
Chelsea Charms flew across the pond to
After her
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| Phillip Schofield totes wants to tap that! |
"Phillip Schofield is left gobsmacked by This Morning guest with the world's largest bust – at 164 XXX"Gobsmacked, indeed.
Chelsea Charms has wittily nicknamed her monstrous boobies, "Itsy and Bitsy". Good looks and a sense of humor? A true rarity.
To get her "charming" chest, Chelsea Charms underwent a procedure called Polypropylene String Breast Implants. Ms. Charms very eloquently explained this procedure, saying:
"It's basically a cord, and it pumps fluid in the breast pocket. The string implants irritate the breast pocket, which, in turn, promotes the production of fluid."According to Wikipedia (keeper of all things factual), this procedure "causes continuous expansion of the breast after surgery." So, "Itsy and Bitsy" (which, remember: already weigh in at a combined 53 lbs.), continue to grow at the back-breaking rate of an inch per month.
ONE INCH EVERY MONTH! How much more can this poor woman be forced to endure? Chelsea can hardly use an airplane bathroom, and she struggles through even the simplest of tasks, such as eating at tables. And yet, she admits that she
Unfortunately, for all of you flat-chested bitties out there, you've already missed the boat to a more charming, fully-breasted life, as this procedure is now banned. Sorry!
*I hope you enjoyed my obnoxious use of the word "charming". Hardy har. Me so punny.
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