Hugh Hefner: The Wedding is OFF

It looks like someone showed Playboy's financial statements to Crystal Harris, because she has called off her wedding to Hugh Hefner.

Hugh Hefner has tweeted:

Naturally, I had to ReTweet

The wedding was scheduled to take place this Saturday (June 18), and quite frankly, now that it's been called off,  I am simply beside myself with grief.

I mean, seriously, how can anyone believe in true love now? All of my hopes and dreams have been crushed. Crushed into a fine powder. A powder, made up of tiny, microscopic particles of cocaine. But what good will drugs do anyone now? None. None good.

Hopefully, these two crazy kids can find it within themselves to kiss and make up. Nothing beats a celeb break-up, like a celeb reconciliation, right Speidi?

Playboy to Michaele Salahi: "Girrl, You Ugly!"

If "Michaele Salahi" doesn't ring any bells, she's the trashbag fame-whore from Bravo's cancelled Real Housewives of D.C., as well as "alleged" White House crasher. (I love that term - "alleged".)

Anyway...according to the CIA TMZ, Mrs. Bag-of-Bones Salahi shot some fully nude, fully vomit-inducing, pics for Playboy. But here's the unfortunate news for us all: Playboy's powers-that-be emailed Michaele, to inform her that "there is no opportunity this calendar year to offer you a cover opportunity or place for your pictorial."

Aww, poor little crazy.

BUT DON'T FRET, DEAR CHILDREN! Playboy may not put Michaele Salahi's disgusting nudie pics in their mag, but they'll still put them on their website!

Publicity is publicity, and Playboy hasn't been doing too hot lately... This should definitely help their sales.

The email to Salahi continued, saying:

"We had hoped an issue would be available to present you in the pages of the magazine first. However, that does not seem likely and we do not want to keep them from our readers any longer."

HAAA! Yeah right. Playboy is smarter than that. We all know they never intended to put this freak in the pages of their prestigious magazine, they just wanted to see her goodies! (Or her not-so-goodies, as the case may be.) But I am glad that Playboy is thinking of you and me, the "readers," by not keeping these "AMAZING!" nudie shots from us! Thanks Hef & Co.!

BONUS:
This is all made even funnier by the fact that, just a few days ago, TMZ ^[1] reported that Michaele Salahi's equally fame-hungry and deranged husband/alleged White House crashing buddy, Tareq Salahi, has been in talks with Playgirl to do a FULLY NUDE vomiting parade photo spread - on horseback, no less.

Whatchu got under that towel, ya sexy beast?

TTYL my little uglies! Have fun scouring the web for those nudie shots! I know you can't resist.

^[1] TMZ Staff "Alleged White House Crasher -- Stripping for Playgirl " TMZ 16 April 2011.

Playboy Playmate Crystal Harris Engaged To Hugh Hefner - Photo

Well, we can stop feeling sorry for 84 year old Hugh Hefner now.

Seems the old geezer has once again stepped into the world of blissful engagement and put a ring on 24 year old Playboy Playmate model Crystal Harris.

Harris graced the cover of Playboy in December 2009 while still 23 years young.

Hefner divorced his last twenty year old playmate in 2010, and divorced his first wife way back in 1959.

Way to go Hef.

Carol Alt Talks About Doing Playboy At Age 47

It is official - Carol Alt will expose herself on the cover of Playboy magazine, and appear in a photo pictorial that leaves very little to the imagination.

The 47-year-old super model, who was recently seen on Donald Trump's "Celebrity Apprentice" earlier this year, will pose nude for Playboy magazine's December edition.

Alt, who at 47 is still a stunning beauty, contributes her great shape to her organic diet, and says that she chose to do the naked photo shoot to draw attention to her healthy eating program. Alt told reporters:

"I've done a lot of soul-searching about this and have spoken extensively with Playboy about it. They have been amazing to work with and are embracing this message that I want to get across, which is eat healthy, look healthy and be healthy.

It doesn't matter what age you are. You can look sexy and feel great, and that doesn't have to be a gift only for the young. It can be a gift for any age, even the old - whatever that is nowadays".

Alt gained attention as a super model during the 1980's, and has been profiled on the cover of Sports Illustrated. But her Playboy Bunny job will be her first nude pictorial - not that the model has anything against being seen naked.

Carol has authored several books highlighting the benefits of eating raw and organic foods, and said it was her diet that kept her looking Playboy positive. She simply wants the world to see what a healthy eating program can do for your body.

In addition to her appearance in Playboy, Alt just completed work on the Western movie drama "The Man Who Came Back", based on one of the bloodiest labor strikes in the history of the United States - the film is a story of murder, conspiracy and one man's revenge.
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Lindsay Lohan Turns Down $700,000 Playboy Offer

Lindsay Lohan, the lesbian leaning friend of Samantha Ronson, has turned down a $700,000 offer from Playboy for a topless eight-page layout in the magazines 55th anniversary issue for January.

"If there's nudity, then the answer's no . . . She's not going down the New York magazine road again," Lohan's representative told Playboy.

In recent months, Lohan and DJ friend Sam Ronson have heated up their romantic relationship calling each other best friends, and being photographed kissing and holding hands on the set of Lohan's latest film "Labor Pains".

It has been rumored the two lovers may eventually get married now that California has legalized same sex marriages, but neither Lohan nor Ronson has commented publicly.

Lohan is currently filming the comedy "Labor Pains" due out next year, about a young woman who pretends to be pregnant in order to avoid being fired from her job. When that gets her a bunch of special treatment by everyone involved in her life, she tries to keep up the lie for nine months.

Also due out next year is the romantic musical "Dare To Love Me", starring Lohan and Raoul Bova, where in the seedy underworld of 1920's Buenos Aires, Tango legend Carlos Gardel is involved in a torrid love affair with a prostitute and sees his life shattered when a bullet takes her life and pierces his own flesh.

Watch Lindsay Lohan In "Labor Pains" Movie Trailer


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David Spade Fathers Baby Girl According to DNA Tests

"Rules Of Engagement" funnyman David Spade is apparently a new father.

A baby girl born last week to Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace tested positive in DNA analysis as the 45-year-old comedians biological daughter.

The baby was born Aug. 26 in Missouri.

"David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting Rules of Engagement," publicist Meredith O'Sullivan told reporters.

Spade admitted to a short relationship with Grace, who was Playboy's Miss March 2005, but has had no comment about whether or not he was the father of the child. David Spade told a reporter for E! News that, "If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility."

Spade is currently wrapping up work on the comedy "Hollywood & Wine" due in theaters next year, and starring Pamela Anderson, Vivica A. Fox, David Spade, Norm MacDonald and Chris Kattan. The film tells the story of mistaken identity, deception and people in debt to the mob, where the only solution is to continue the ruse in an attempt to save the day.
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