Hugh Hefner: The Wedding is OFF

It looks like someone showed Playboy's financial statements to Crystal Harris, because she has called off her wedding to Hugh Hefner.

Hugh Hefner has tweeted:

Naturally, I had to ReTweet

The wedding was scheduled to take place this Saturday (June 18), and quite frankly, now that it's been called off,  I am simply beside myself with grief.

I mean, seriously, how can anyone believe in true love now? All of my hopes and dreams have been crushed. Crushed into a fine powder. A powder, made up of tiny, microscopic particles of cocaine. But what good will drugs do anyone now? None. None good.

Hopefully, these two crazy kids can find it within themselves to kiss and make up. Nothing beats a celeb break-up, like a celeb reconciliation, right Speidi?

Playboy Playmate Crystal Harris Engaged To Hugh Hefner - Photo

Well, we can stop feeling sorry for 84 year old Hugh Hefner now.

Seems the old geezer has once again stepped into the world of blissful engagement and put a ring on 24 year old Playboy Playmate model Crystal Harris.

Harris graced the cover of Playboy in December 2009 while still 23 years young.

Hefner divorced his last twenty year old playmate in 2010, and divorced his first wife way back in 1959.

Way to go Hef.