Hugh Hefner: The Wedding is OFF

It looks like someone showed Playboy's financial statements to Crystal Harris, because she has called off her wedding to Hugh Hefner.

Hugh Hefner has tweeted:

Naturally, I had to ReTweet

The wedding was scheduled to take place this Saturday (June 18), and quite frankly, now that it's been called off,  I am simply beside myself with grief.

I mean, seriously, how can anyone believe in true love now? All of my hopes and dreams have been crushed. Crushed into a fine powder. A powder, made up of tiny, microscopic particles of cocaine. But what good will drugs do anyone now? None. None good.

Hopefully, these two crazy kids can find it within themselves to kiss and make up. Nothing beats a celeb break-up, like a celeb reconciliation, right Speidi?

Ice-T & Coco Renew Their Wedding Vows, Show a Little Nip.

My, how time flies. Ice-T and Coco have already been married for 10 years!

To celebrate, the pair renewed their vows last night, in a super classy ceremony, held at the W Hotel, in Hollywood.

Ice-T and the Bride of Frankenstein Coco Austin at their vow renewal ceremony.

Of course, the "intimate" ceremony was filmed for the couple's brand new reality show, Ice Loves Coco, set to premiere on E! on June 12, at 10:30/9:30c. Mark your calendars, kiddos, that's just over a week away!

Among their guests, was Snoop Dogg. A fairytale wedding, indeed.

Here are some more fab pictures from Ice-T and Coco's super classy vow renewal ceremony:

I think I see nipple.

Awwwww.

Look! I found the inspiration for Coco's wedding dress:

Who would've thought Coco Austin was into Victorian era fashion?

OMG!! Are Britney Spears & K-Fed Together Again?

Nope.  Sorry for getting you so excited.

However, the exes were spotted together yesterday, at their son's Little League game in LA.  Their son, Sean Preston, is now 5, and K-Fed is one of the coaches for his team.  That's a little scary, but whatevs, LA is a dangerous place.

Sparks are flying again!!

Us Magazine ^[1] has a "witness" who said Spears and K-Fed "kept their distance from one another and didn't speak."...

But PopSugar ^[2] states that "Brit briefly chatted with her ex"

WHAT are we to believe???  Who can we trust?  This is truly tearing me up inside.  How can I go about the rest of my day without knowing if Brit-Brit and PopoZao spoke to each other?!?

This was the first time they've been pictured together since their divorce in 2006.  How heart-warming is it, that after 5 years, the two can finally be civil with each other?  Very heart-warming.  Lifetime movie heart-warming.

Both Britney's man, Jason Trawick, and K-Fed's girlfriend, Victoria Prince, were also present at the game.  They were probably VERY worried about the extremely high possibility of a BK reunion.

Ok, now for some real fun.  Here's a video of K-Fed getting REALLY into his cancelled single, PopoZão.  Seriously, watch the whole thing, it's freaking great.

"That's the one to get it all started right there"

^[1] "FIRST PIC: Britney Spears Reunites With Her Ex Kevin Federline" Us Magazine 14 March 2011.

^[2] "Britney Spears and Kevin Federline Team Up Again For Sean Preston" PopSugar 14 March 2011.