Hugh Hefner: The Wedding is OFF

It looks like someone showed Playboy's financial statements to Crystal Harris, because she has called off her wedding to Hugh Hefner.

Hugh Hefner has tweeted:

Naturally, I had to ReTweet

The wedding was scheduled to take place this Saturday (June 18), and quite frankly, now that it's been called off,  I am simply beside myself with grief.

I mean, seriously, how can anyone believe in true love now? All of my hopes and dreams have been crushed. Crushed into a fine powder. A powder, made up of tiny, microscopic particles of cocaine. But what good will drugs do anyone now? None. None good.

Hopefully, these two crazy kids can find it within themselves to kiss and make up. Nothing beats a celeb break-up, like a celeb reconciliation, right Speidi?