Hackers React to Amy Winehouse's Death

Swagger Security, the group that hacked Amy Winehouse's website last month, has tweeted their reaction to news of Amy Winehouse's death.

Call me cruel, but quite frankly, I find this hilarious.

Tweet #1:

Making sense isn't exactly SwagSec's forte.

And the absolute best reaction ever:

I find it admirable that the members of Swagger Security are able to find joy, even in these dark, dark days.

Amy Winehouse is DEAD

Once upon a time, I said Lindsay Lohan died, just for funzies...

Well, Amy Winehouse is dead... And this is real. TMZ real, not Courtney Stodden real rill.

 R.I.P.

TMZ has confirmed: "Amy Winehouse was found dead in her apartment in London today"

The following is a press release from the Metropolitan Police:

"Police were called by London Ambulance Service to an address in Camden Square NW1 shortly before 16.05hrs today, Saturday 23 July, following reports of a woman found deceased.

On arrival officers found the body of a 27-year-old female who was pronounced dead at the scene.

Enquiries continue into the circumstances of the death. At this early stage it is being treated as unexplained."

We all know that Amy Winehouse lived a life filled with drugs and alcohol, so news of her death really can't be considered shocking, but I suppose we shouldn't jump to any hasty conclusions, quite yet...

Amy Winehouse had quite the month, leading up to her death:

Amy Winehouse had to cancel her European tour, after this interesting performance in Serbia, on June 18:

...And remember when Amy Winehouse's website was hacked last month? I wonder how Swagger Security feels about the death of the "white devil".

UPDATE: Swagger Security Reacts to Amy Winehouse's Death

Kids: Don't do drugs.


^[1] TMZ Staff. "Amy Winehouse Found Dead" TMZ 16 July 2011.

Lindsay Lohan Is...DEAD?!?

Yes, sadly, Lindsay Lohan is no longer with us.

R.I.P. Lindsay Lohan

Ok, maybe I'm being a tad bit over-dramatic.

While it's true that Lindsay Lohan is gone forever, she hasn't died... she's just changing her name.

Earlier today, Lindsay's mother, Dina, exclusively confirmed to PopEater, that "Lindsay is dropping the Lohan and just going by Lindsay.  Plus, me and Ali will be officially changing our last names back to my maiden name, Sullivan."

So now, Lindsay Lohan will be known simply as "Lindsay".  Who needs last names, anyways?

Lindsay's name change is almost certainly an effort to disassociate herself from the walking, talking embarrassment, that is Michael Lohan; especially given his latest antics.  I mean, really, who in their right mind would want to be associated with that hot mess?  Apparently, even people not in their right mind don't want anything to do with him.

I can't wait to hear how Michael Lohan feels about all of this name-changing.  He's probably on the phone with TMZ at this very moment.

In other Former-Lohan news: Lindsay has rejected the plea deal offered by prosecutors in the grand theft necklace case.  OMG!!  So now, we wait, while a judge determines if the prosecution has enough evidence to bring this case to trial.  I can't wait to for this to play out!



Video Game Pitch: Grand Theft Wine-o.  Imagine: your character stumbles around LA, tossing drinks on fellow sluts, stealing crap, passing out in cars, and just being trashy in general, all the while, dressed fabulously.

Now that's exciting video game material!

Happy Freakin' Birthday, Sally Jessy Raphael!

For my first post, I wanted to write something especially profound and meaningful. 

Confucius Say:

"Dah mos' profound ting in ryfe arr mos' short."

Thus, for maximum impactfulness, I will keep this post short and sweet:

Today is February 25, so I just want to wish a great big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Sally Jessy Raphael. Happy freakin' birthday, you cantankerous old coot! I hope you're smiling down on us from heaven, still rockin' those huge red frames.**

Here's a picture to honor your memory:


Check YOU out, hot mama!

 *Confucius has never been recorded as saying this. But far be it for me, to claim that I am absolutely positive that he never said these wise words.

**As of today, Sally Jessy Raphael is still among the living.  According to Wikipedia, she is currently residing in Dutchess County, New York, where she still hosts The Sally Jessy Raphael Show inside her crazy, deranged mind.***

***Wikipedia did not make any such claims as to the status of Sally Jessy Raphael's current talk show hosting jobs, nor her crazy, deranged state of mind.