Happy Freakin' Birthday, Sally Jessy Raphael!

For my first post, I wanted to write something especially profound and meaningful. 

Confucius Say:

"Dah mos' profound ting in ryfe arr mos' short."

Thus, for maximum impactfulness, I will keep this post short and sweet:

Today is February 25, so I just want to wish a great big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Sally Jessy Raphael. Happy freakin' birthday, you cantankerous old coot! I hope you're smiling down on us from heaven, still rockin' those huge red frames.**

Here's a picture to honor your memory:


Check YOU out, hot mama!

 *Confucius has never been recorded as saying this. But far be it for me, to claim that I am absolutely positive that he never said these wise words.

**As of today, Sally Jessy Raphael is still among the living.  According to Wikipedia, she is currently residing in Dutchess County, New York, where she still hosts The Sally Jessy Raphael Show inside her crazy, deranged mind.***

***Wikipedia did not make any such claims as to the status of Sally Jessy Raphael's current talk show hosting jobs, nor her crazy, deranged state of mind.