You've Got a Piss Poor Attitude, Charlie Sheen

And you're making Jon Cryer cry.  Not a nice thing to do to your on-screen bro.  I thought men were all about the whole "bros before hoes" thing, but not Charlie Sheen.  He is ALL about dem hoes.

Personally, I absolutely despise Two and a Half Men, and I cannot, for the life of me, understand how it could possibly be TV's number one comedy.  Everything about the show is the complete opposite of funny, yet the studio audience is queued up to laugh after EVERY SINGLE line.  It's just overkill, and clearly the show is written for the hoards of idiots who have no idea what funny is.  Thus, they need a studio audience to let them know exactly when they should laugh.  Wretched.  Just wretched.

That being said, I still find it unkind of Charlie Sheen to bring down this entire show, just so he can bang a few hooks and snort some blow.  He is affecting the lives of everyone working on this god awful show, and it's just mean.  Charlie Sheen, you're a meany!  Take that!

The show has been cancelled for the rest of this season, which may turn into forever, once Charlie Sheen rolls down a ditch he can't crawl out of.  I think the Powers-That-Be should bring Emilio Estevez in to play Charlie's part.  What have YOU been doing since The Breakfast Club The Mighty Ducks?  Hmm, Emilio?  WHAT?!  Nothing.  Might as well be nothing.  Step up, son! 

EMILIOOOOOO!!!!!