Casting - Two and a Half Men

Charlie Sheen has been replaced...

http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/cbs-confirms-ashton-kutcher-will-join-two-and-a-half-men--2967

Charlie Sheen...LOST?

Today will go down in history as a sad, sad day.  Charlie Sheen has finally officially been fired from Two and a Half Men.  And so ends this hilarious ride?  Yeah right, we all know Charlie will do the right thing, and continue his outrageously entertaining antics for at least a little while longer.  One can only hope.

Warner Bros. sent a relatively short letter to Sheen's lawyer, detailing their reasons for terminating good ol' Charlie's contract.  Clearly, Warner Bros doesn't find him nearly as hilarious as do I.  Too bad.  Of course, TMZ got their grubby little hands on this letter before anyone else.   

Here's a fun little excerpt from the letter:

Mr. Sheen called Mr. Lorre a "contaminated little maggot," a "retarded zombie" and a "turd." He also stated that he wishes Mr. Lorre "nothing but pain" and that he has "defeated this earthworm with my words-imagine what I could have done with my fire breathing fists."
Moreover, among many other bizarre comments, Mr. Sheen has proclaimed:

• "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. . .. If you try it once you will die.  Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
• "I have tiger blood" and "Adonis DNA."
• My brain "fires in a way that is ... maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm."
• "I'm not bipolar but biwinning."
• "I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars."

I'm so glad Warner Brothers' lawyers decided to sum up Charlie's recent shenanigans, all in one spot!  How thoughtful!

If you are just itching to read 11 pages of legal jargon (plus a COMPLETE 10-page list of Charlie's recent media parade coverage since Feb. 24! BONUS!!), TMZ has been so kind as to share it with us!  Click here to continue the fun!

Idk, I still think Charlie's winning

You've Got a Piss Poor Attitude, Charlie Sheen

And you're making Jon Cryer cry.  Not a nice thing to do to your on-screen bro.  I thought men were all about the whole "bros before hoes" thing, but not Charlie Sheen.  He is ALL about dem hoes.

Personally, I absolutely despise Two and a Half Men, and I cannot, for the life of me, understand how it could possibly be TV's number one comedy.  Everything about the show is the complete opposite of funny, yet the studio audience is queued up to laugh after EVERY SINGLE line.  It's just overkill, and clearly the show is written for the hoards of idiots who have no idea what funny is.  Thus, they need a studio audience to let them know exactly when they should laugh.  Wretched.  Just wretched.

That being said, I still find it unkind of Charlie Sheen to bring down this entire show, just so he can bang a few hooks and snort some blow.  He is affecting the lives of everyone working on this god awful show, and it's just mean.  Charlie Sheen, you're a meany!  Take that!

The show has been cancelled for the rest of this season, which may turn into forever, once Charlie Sheen rolls down a ditch he can't crawl out of.  I think the Powers-That-Be should bring Emilio Estevez in to play Charlie's part.  What have YOU been doing since The Breakfast Club The Mighty Ducks?  Hmm, Emilio?  WHAT?!  Nothing.  Might as well be nothing.  Step up, son! 

EMILIOOOOOO!!!!!