Warner Bros. sent a relatively short letter to Sheen's lawyer, detailing their reasons for terminating good ol' Charlie's contract. Clearly, Warner Bros doesn't find him nearly as hilarious as do I. Too bad. Of course, TMZ got their grubby little hands on this letter before anyone else.
Here's a fun little excerpt from the letter:
I'm so glad Warner Brothers' lawyers decided to sum up Charlie's recent shenanigans, all in one spot! How thoughtful!Mr. Sheen called Mr. Lorre a "contaminated little maggot," a "retarded zombie" and a "turd." He also stated that he wishes Mr. Lorre "nothing but pain" and that he has "defeated this earthworm with my words-imagine what I could have done with my fire breathing fists."• "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. . .. If you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
Moreover, among many other bizarre comments, Mr. Sheen has proclaimed:
• "I have tiger blood" and "Adonis DNA."
• My brain "fires in a way that is ... maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm."
• "I'm not bipolar but biwinning."
• "I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars."
If you are just itching to read 11 pages of legal jargon (plus a COMPLETE 10-page list of Charlie's recent media
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