Lady GaGa Pulls Foreign Object From Vajeen, Surprises No One.

Lady GagMe's music video for 'Born This Way' premiered earlier today.  In other words, she has cursed the world with yet another amazingly long string of her very own fecal matter.  And the icing on the poo cake is: the video is even more terrible than it is lengthy.

Spoiler Alert: GagMe's 'Born This Way' look is out of this world:

Looks like somebody is trying out for the next Star Trek movie.  Get excited, Trekkies!

This (supposedly) new video is reminiscent of GaGa's 'Alejandro' video.  Both videos are extremely self-indulgently long; and both videos include excessively long introductions, adding to their general torture (this video's intro is a whopping 2min, 30sec long).  The intro alone was enough to make me consider ending my life.  'BTW' also includes the same bit featured in 'Alejandro,' where Skeletor dances in her bra and underwear, showcasing her bulimia, hideous hair, and even more hideous face.  At least 'Alejandro' had a decent song behind it to drag viewers' carcasses through to the end of the video.  That's something this new video cannot claim.  'BTDubs' is an awful song, and now we've got this awful video to match.

All of this leaves me extremely puzzled.  Lady GaGa seems to put all of her energy into convincing the world (and herself) that she is unique... So why is this just more of the same?  Why must she keep trying so hard to shock the world with her ugliness?  We get it, Gags, you're ugly!  At this point, I see only two options left for you: stop trying so hard, or simply go away.   

I don't know why anyone would want to subject themselves to watching this video, but I suffered through it, and misery loves company, so go ahead and watch it.  It's a painstakingly-long 7 minutes and 20 seconds, so beware.

 

I told you it was terrible.  And what's up with GaGa's face?  She's been wearing some sort of weird, bony-looking facial thing lately.  Hmm.  I'm pretty sure you weren't born that way, Lady Ug-o.