Rebecca Black's New Music Video!

Get excited: Rebecca Black has released a brand new music video for her single: "My Moment".

And there's more coming soon... Rebecca Black is planning to release a 5-track EP in August!!!!

I'm supes excited; this is totally RB's mome.

Supa fly.

^[1]Daily Mail Reporter. "Auto-tuned singing, catchy lyrics and a VERY cheesy video... Rebecca Black is back with her second single My Moment" Mail Online 19 July 2011

Britney Spears Releases "I Wanna Go" Music Video

Get excited, Brit Brit fans: Queen B has released her music video for "I Wanna Go"!

It looks like Brit-Brit's docs have lowered the dosage of her happy meds, 'cause in the music video for her newest single from Femme Fetale, "I Wanna Go," not only does Britney look fit and fab (remember the ab-tastic Britney of the 90's?), but there's actually a hint of life in Britney's eyes! What happened to the dead fish Britney from the Hold It Against Me video?

This music video is a good'n, and even features that one dude from Half Baked, PLUS a bunch of f-bombs!

If the video doesn't load quickly enough for you, go French a herd of goats, then I suppose you could hop over to Britney Spear's Vevo channel, and watch the video there. I don't really see how that would make it load any faster, though.

This video is great and all, but I still like Blackout Britney better.

Britney Spears Is a Slave 4 U, Till The World Ends

Brit-Brit released the music video for her latest single, Till The World Ends, in the wee hours of the morning.  3am EST, I believe was the exact time.  Strange, strange timing.  I don't get it, but whatever.

The vid is pretty great.  It's kind of like a futuristic version of Slave 4 U.

See what I mean?

Britney's dancing hasn't exactly been on point these days, but it's not bad.  And at least she has a slight hint of emotion in her eyes this time, unlike the Hold It Against Me video, where she looked completely zombie-dead-fish-licious.

This is the best song on Femme Fetale, so soak it up now, 'cause it's not likely to get any better.

Here's the video, so you can judge for yourselves:

If you're way too lazy to wait for this video to load, you can go to VEVO, and wait for it to load there.

Katy Perry Makes One Sexy Alien

Today, Katy Perry released the music video for her single E.T., featuring Kanye West. Get excited.

A lot of people have been comparing Katy Perry to Queen Ugly Lady GaGa; saying she's a copycat, and other blah-blah-blasphemous statements, simply because Katy used "out of this world" makeup and costumes for this latest vid.  Those people are idiots.

First of all: Lady GaGa is ugly in everything she does, just for the sake of being ugly.  It has absolutely nothing to do with her music; she simply does it to be shocking, and then deems it "art".

You know what would really be shocking?  If there were ever a day, or even just a single, fleeting moment, where Lady GaGa didn't look hideous.  Just one moment!  But we all know that's never gonna happen.

Katy Perry didn't go all alien just for pure stupidity's sake, her song is called "E.T.", thus the whole alien look makes sense, and it is neither lame, nor annoying.

Second point: Katy Perry isn't ugly in her E.T. music video.  She goes for the hot 'n sexy alien look.  And that's something Lady GaGa could definitely never pull off.

Thirdly: I did not puke when I watched this video.  So obviously, Katy Perry isn't copying Lady GaGa.

'Nuff said.

Watch Katy Perry's video for E.T. right now!  Be patient, my children, it will load.

 

If you're too stupid to figure out how to play this video, you can also watch it
on Katy Perry's VEVO Channel.

Here's some more pics of Katy Perry's alien looks:

Katy Perry as Evil Red Medusa Alien

Katy Perry as Medusa Alien

Katy Perry as Alien Gladiator

Lady GaGa Pulls Foreign Object From Vajeen, Surprises No One.

Lady GagMe's music video for 'Born This Way' premiered earlier today.  In other words, she has cursed the world with yet another amazingly long string of her very own fecal matter.  And the icing on the poo cake is: the video is even more terrible than it is lengthy.

Spoiler Alert: GagMe's 'Born This Way' look is out of this world:

Looks like somebody is trying out for the next Star Trek movie.  Get excited, Trekkies!

This (supposedly) new video is reminiscent of GaGa's 'Alejandro' video.  Both videos are extremely self-indulgently long; and both videos include excessively long introductions, adding to their general torture (this video's intro is a whopping 2min, 30sec long).  The intro alone was enough to make me consider ending my life.  'BTW' also includes the same bit featured in 'Alejandro,' where Skeletor dances in her bra and underwear, showcasing her bulimia, hideous hair, and even more hideous face.  At least 'Alejandro' had a decent song behind it to drag viewers' carcasses through to the end of the video.  That's something this new video cannot claim.  'BTDubs' is an awful song, and now we've got this awful video to match.

All of this leaves me extremely puzzled.  Lady GaGa seems to put all of her energy into convincing the world (and herself) that she is unique... So why is this just more of the same?  Why must she keep trying so hard to shock the world with her ugliness?  We get it, Gags, you're ugly!  At this point, I see only two options left for you: stop trying so hard, or simply go away.   

I don't know why anyone would want to subject themselves to watching this video, but I suffered through it, and misery loves company, so go ahead and watch it.  It's a painstakingly-long 7 minutes and 20 seconds, so beware.

 

I told you it was terrible.  And what's up with GaGa's face?  She's been wearing some sort of weird, bony-looking facial thing lately.  Hmm.  I'm pretty sure you weren't born that way, Lady Ug-o.