Amy Winehouse's Website Gets Hacked...Big Time

Earlier today, Amy Winehouse's website was hacked by what is, quite possibly, the most hilarious team of hackers ever. (It's not like I know a ton of hacker teams though, so I could be wrong.)

The best part is: her website is still under the hackers' control (as of publish time). Check it out for yourself: www.AmyWinehouse.com
(UPDATE: The hackers must've really done a number on Amy's site, because the URL now redirects to Amy Winehouse's Facebook page)

In case you missed it, here's a screen shot of the hilarious shenanigans:
(Warning for any sensitive souls: I am much too lazy to censor this, there are just WAY too many words that would need to be blurred out. Plus, it's just funnier this way.)

Click on the image, so you can see it full size. Reading is fun!

In their crazy, hard-to-read, mess of text, the hackers write:

"THE GOALS OF SWAGSEC ARE 2 TAKE BACK THE INTERNET FROM THE WHITE DEVIL.DEATH 2 THE WHITE DEVIL."

I would rip on the text's lack of readability...but I guess that's why these guys went into hacking, and not web design.

BUT WAIT! The fun doesn't stop there: Amy Winehouse's hacker is on Twitter! Username: @SwagSec (I know you wanna follow!)

Let's get to know @SwagSec, shall we? According to their Twitter Profile:  

"WE ARE HERE TO TAKE BACK THE INTERNET .--.wHoOp.--. FROM THE WHITE DEVIL. WE ARE A TEAM OF HOMOSEXUAL NEGROS AND WE ARE PROUD OF IT. SWAGGGG"

And, because I love screen shots:

Please notice that @SwagSec is following 12 people, two-thirds of which, are accounts associated with KFC. Nice.

UPDATE: 
KFC has blocked @SwagSec on Twitter. What idiots. They're really missing out on a great opportunity for publicity. SMH. SMFH.

Here's what @SwagSec has to say about it:

Yeah, I censored. And yeah, I retweeted.

Colonel Sanders obviously just made @SwagSec's s#!t list. Stay tuned for: "KFC's Website Gets Hacked...Big Time"

Brooke Mueller: Hard Drugs, Hard Nipples

Charlie Sheen's ex-wife / baby mama, Brooke Mueller, was spotted out n' about in Hawaii. Not surprisingly, Brooke was engaging in some highly suspicious activity, to say the least.

As Brooke roamed the streets of Maui, cash in hand, she was photographed talking to multiple people in random cars. From my extensive research, this looks a lot like the behavior of a junkie buying drugs.

Full disclosure: the only research I've done has been in the form of viewing those newfangled talkies.

Suspicious, no?

Woman on a mission!
Ok, Brooke's nipples may or may not be hard. But they are visible. Close enough.

Fiending for more? TMZ has a delightful gallery, full of pictures depicting Brooke Mueller's Shady Transaction In Hawaii. 

Remember Brooke Mueller's Fun-Filled Week back in mid-April?

So, what do you think: Is Brooke Mueller an unfit mother? Should Charlie Sheen get the two chil'ns for keepsies? Is there a lesser evil in all of this? How 'bout Grandma? Where did Brookey get her super cute ensemble? What have the Goddesses been up to? Does Denise Richards ever not look like a deer caught in headlights? Does she really do her own bikini waxing? Do you think she numbs her vaj first? So many questions, my head is spinning.Get at me.

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Brooke Mueller's Fun-Filled Week

Charlie Sheen's estranged (and dangerously deranged) ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, has been up to some crazy shenans this week! She's obviously out to show the world that she's cleaning up her act, in order to retain custody of the children she birthed with loony toon, Charlie Sheen.

Aww, the good ol' days, when Brooke & Charlie would chain smoke & do lines of blow together, as a happily married couple.

The first sign that Brookey took the short jump into the pits of insanity, was her attempt to sell a stereo and a pricey men's watch to a pawn shop in Inglewood, CA, early Thursday morning.  Not surprisingly, TMZ got their grubby little hands on the pawn shop's surveillance footage, which shows Brooke looking all nervous and fidgety. Nothing like a hearty bowl of crack cocaine to start your day!

Poor Brooke couldn't convince the pawn shop to buy her goodies, 'cause she couldn't supply a valid I.D. - Must be a pretty classy pawn shop, if you need a real I.D!

Interesting note: Brooke gets $55,000 EVERY MONTH in child support from Charlie, not to mention, the millions she received when they divorced. So, WHY does she need to pawn anything? How much blow can you possibly buy in a month? And hasn't she ever heard of ebay? No one asks you for I.D. on ebay! Stupid Brooke.

2nd DAY OF SHENANS:

(Background Info: Brooke & Charlie both agreed to random drug-testing, as part of their custody settlement.)

Brooke was scheduled to have a drug test at 6pm on Friday...yet when the drug testers showed up at her home, Brooke's lawyer, was all, "Nuh-uh! Brooke doesn't need to take no drug test!"*

Obviously, Brooke didn't want to take the drug test, because she was offended that anyone would doubt her sobriety in the first place. She was overheard telling the drug testers (in a British accent), "I will surely not dignify your suspicions by submitting myself to your mandatory drug tests!"* There you have it, straight from the horse's mouth. This clearly proves that Brooke is clean and sober.

According to the terms of Brooke & Charlie's custody settlement:

refusing to take a drug test = a dirty test.

So which coke fiend will get to keep these lucky kids? Will it be unemployed Charlie Sheen? Or bat-s#!t crazy Brooke Mueller? OR will it be the wannabe-pornstar Goddesses?!?

This one's got me on the edge of my seat!! I can't wait to find out how this story ends!

One big, happy family!

*Disclaimer: No one said any of these things.