Woman Cuts off Husband's Penis, Throws it in Garbage Disposal

Last night, at around 9pm, California police responded to a 911 call for a "medical emergency" in the quiet city of Garden Grove, in northern Orange County .

When police arrived, they found their medical emergency: a man bleeding from his private parts (or lack thereof).

The woman who placed the 911 call was the victim's wife, 48-year-old Catherine Kieu Becker.

Catherine Kieu Becker: Penis cutter

As it turns out, Catherine Kieu Becker made a lovely, home-cooked meal for her husband and drugged his food, causing him to become dangerously drowsy. Once her husband went drug-induced night-night, Becker tied him to their bed.

Mrs. Becker didn't stop there (obviously). She waited for her husband to wake up, AND THEN she grabbed his ding-a-ling, and hacked it clean off.

Perhaps in an effort to properly dispose of potentially biohazardous material, Catherine Kieu Becker proceeded to casually toss her husband's penis in the garbage disposal... and turned it on. Bye bye, wee-wee.

An orange peel will take care of any funky smells emanating from your garbage disposal

Catherine Kieu Becker is currently being held at the Orange County Jail, and has been charged with multiple penile penal code violations, including:

• Administering a drug with intent to commit a felony
• Aggravated mayhem
• Assault with a deadly weapon
• False imprisonment
• Poisoning
• Spousal abuse

I could be wrong, but "aggravated mayhem" sounds like a good time.

Since Catherine Becker isn't being charged with improper disposal of biological waste, I think it's safe to assume that she did the right thing, by tossing her husband's severed penis into the garbage disposal.

Not surprisingly, the couple was going through a divorce, and in Mrs. Becker's defense, she did tell responding officers that her husband "deserved it,"so perhaps we should give her the benefit of the doubt, and take her word for it. Either way, I think it’s safe to assume that Mrs. Becker’s home-cooked meal did not derail the couple’s plans to divorce.

Memory Lane: Remember when Lorena Bobbitt lopped off her husband's penis? I'd have to say this new incident takes the penis-cutting cake.


^[1] "Police: Wife Cuts off Husband's Penis, Tosses it in Garbage Disposal" KTLA News 12 July 2011.

Well Obviously, We Got Weed in Lincoln Park

Everyone's favorite hoodrat, Antoine Dodson, was arrested in the wee hours of the morning for...possession of marijuana.

Higher than a muhfugga

This arrest isn't really very unexpected or exciting. You know what I wish he had been arrested for?? ATTEMPTED RAPE, that's what.

I don't want anyone to be actually raped, which is why I specified, "attempted".

Not that I want anyone to be almost raped, either... I just love me some irony. Can't be mad at that! No you cannot.

Of course, TMZ ^[1] has Antoine's mugshot for our viewing pleasure:

I thought the whole "Bed Intruder" song helped Antoine move his family out of the projects?

"Weyll obvee-uslee" that isn't the case, because Antoine's arrest was made by the Huntsville Police Department.

For those of you that aren't as well-acquainted with the hood as I am: Huntsville, Alabama is home to Lincoln Park, the housing project where Antoine's sister's almost-rapist was/is all up in.

Like I always say:

"You can take a boy out the 'hood, but you can't take the 'hood out the boy. Additionally, you can't take the boy out the afore-mentioned 'hood for very long, because he will be returning shortly"

Ok, that's kind of a long catchphrase, it's still a work in progress.

I love to give the people what they want, so here's the YouTube video for the classic "INTRUDER SONG!!! (now on iTunes)":

As the reporter said in the original report: "Emotions were running high"

^[1] TMZ Staff "Antoine Dodson Arrested for Marijuana Possession" TMZ 23 April 2011.