Well Obviously, We Got Weed in Lincoln Park

Everyone's favorite hoodrat, Antoine Dodson, was arrested in the wee hours of the morning for...possession of marijuana.

Higher than a muhfugga

This arrest isn't really very unexpected or exciting. You know what I wish he had been arrested for?? ATTEMPTED RAPE, that's what.

I don't want anyone to be actually raped, which is why I specified, "attempted".

Not that I want anyone to be almost raped, either... I just love me some irony. Can't be mad at that! No you cannot.

Of course, TMZ ^[1] has Antoine's mugshot for our viewing pleasure:

I thought the whole "Bed Intruder" song helped Antoine move his family out of the projects?

"Weyll obvee-uslee" that isn't the case, because Antoine's arrest was made by the Huntsville Police Department.

For those of you that aren't as well-acquainted with the hood as I am: Huntsville, Alabama is home to Lincoln Park, the housing project where Antoine's sister's almost-rapist was/is all up in.

Like I always say:

"You can take a boy out the 'hood, but you can't take the 'hood out the boy. Additionally, you can't take the boy out the afore-mentioned 'hood for very long, because he will be returning shortly"

Ok, that's kind of a long catchphrase, it's still a work in progress.

I love to give the people what they want, so here's the YouTube video for the classic "INTRUDER SONG!!! (now on iTunes)":

As the reporter said in the original report: "Emotions were running high"

^[1] TMZ Staff "Antoine Dodson Arrested for Marijuana Possession" TMZ 23 April 2011.