It's not like some fabulous celebrity is pregnant. Tori is one of the absolute UGLIEST celebs in Hollywood...right up there with the likes of Bethenny Frankel, Renee Zellweger, and Jocelyn Wildenstein (aka The Cat Lady), just to name a few.
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| Tori, giving birth to her last baby, "Yee-haw! I'm givin' birth, ya'll!" |
Ok, that picture is mean, here's one of Tori looking her absolute best:
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| She may have a long, ugly, horse-face, but at least she's got a smokin' hot bod... |
Back to the pregnancy: Tori made the announcement that she is pregnant again earlier today, via Twitter (does any celeb break anywhere else?):
Congratulations Tori, thanks for reminding me of your ugly horsey face. Now, let's take a look at some of your biggest competition in the category of "Ugliest Celeb Alive" (in order of increasing ugliness):
Bethenny Frankel:
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| People seem to like her, but she's still ugly as sin. |
Renee Zellweger:
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| Whenever I need a good cry, but the tears just won't come, I take a look at this face, and the floodgates open wide! |
AND THE UGLY WINNER IS...
Jocelyn Wildenstein:
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| I promise you, this is a real face. |
The "face" at an angle:
And one more:
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| Stop torturing yourself, & put that mirror away. |
If you're like me, and are completely bewildered, confused, and in complete shock over The Cat Lady's face (so much so, that you have completely forgotten that this was originally a story about Tori Spelling), you need to Google "Jocelyn Wildenstein" and let the horror story of her face unveil itself in all of its ture terror.
Seriously, nothing in the world interests me as much as this woman's face. I just don't understand. She paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to look like that! WTF!?
