Kelsey Grammer: Father of the Year

Step aside, Michael Lohan, there's a new "World's Best Dad" in town, and his name is Kelsey Grammer.

Don't worry, Michael Lohan still holds the title for "World's Best Circus Act". You can steal Michael Lohan's "World's Best Dad" coffee mug, Kelsey Grammer, but you cannot steal his dignity!

Watch out, Kelsey, MiLo is ready to bring this s#!t to fisticuffs

What has Kelsey Grammer done to win the prestigious title of "World's Best Dad"?

Well, amidst the messy custody battle between Kelsey and his ex-wife, Camille Grammer, Kelsey decided that he only really cared about one of their children: the boy.

Earlier this week, Camille Grammer's people informed TMZ that Camille had filed for custody of her and Kelsey's two children, because Kelsey wanted to separate the kids, taking their son to come live with him, and leaving their daughter to live with crazy Camille in Los Angeles.

Kelsey's lawyer denied the accuracy of Camille's claim, saying:

"Their statement is inaccurate, as indicated by our papers filed with the court today.  Kelsey's priority is to protect both of his children and he will not make further comment, except that their statement is inaccurate."

However, TMZ has obtained the legal documents proving that Camille Grammer, although dangerously insane, was actually telling the truth.

They say a picture's worth a thousand words.

The document states, in no uncertain terms:

"Kelsey shall have primary physical custody of Jude and Camille shall have primary physical custody of Mason"

This may be confusing, because Jude and Mason are both boys' names (and because Kelsey's lawyers don't know how to use commas), but Mason is Kelsey and Camille's 9-year-old daughter.

Apparently, Kelsey Grammer only wanted sons, but since he got stuck with a daughter, he decided to give her a boys' name. Either that, or he was just bitter about having a girls' name, and decided to exact his revenge upon his poor, innocent daughter. 

Kelsey's custody proposal also outlines, in detail, which parent will have the children on specific holidays. It also gives excessively complicated details about how custody would work over the kids' Winter Break, had Camille agreed to this ridiculous proposal.

Click here if you want to read all of the legal mumbo-jumbo for yourself. The document is actually only 3 pages long, which is hella short, as far as legal docs go.

Now, don't get me wrong, Camille Grammer is a terrible mother. I mean, seriously, who needs 4 nannies to take care of 2 children? But separating your kids, and essentially telling your daughter that you don't care about her? Shame on you, Kelsey Grammer.

Another very telling photograph

Fun Fact: Kelsey Grammer's publicist is Stan Rosenfield. Remember when Stan was Charlie Sheen's publicist? Apparently, he enjoys representing dirtbags.

Update: Charlie Sheen's Still Got a Piss Poor Attitude

Charlie Sheen may have single-handedly caused the cancellation of the four episodes left for this season of Two and a Half Men, but Warner Bros. Television wants to assure everyone not to fret: the crew will still get paid for the episodes that they would have worked on, had they not been cancelled.

But don't worry, Charlie is still a big ol' d-bag.  He's been having a jolly good time, running around to any/every news source willing to listen to him rant and rave, chain-smoking all the while.

Watch the following video to see how many cigarettes Charlie Sheen can smoke in just one minute!

With Charlie's unstoppable media rampage, it's not surprising that his longtime publicist, Stan Rosenfield, has announced his resignation. But on the bright side, the wise being known as Spencer Pratt told TMZ that he'd be happy to step in as Sheen's publicist.  All for the low, low price of $FREE.99!!  Wow, Spence, you've done so well for yourself and Heidi "Clown Boobs" Pratt Montag, that I'm sure you could take Charlie's situation and turn it right around!

Watch the following video to see the big reveal of  Charlie Sheen's drug test results, proving that he's been clean for THREE WHOLE DAYS!!! Wow, big win for Charlie!  Big win, indeed.