Showing posts with label Hannah Montana. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hannah Montana. Show all posts

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Miley Cyrus is Hosting SNL...That's Pretty Cool!

Miley Cyrus will be hosting tonight's episode of Saturday Night Live.  This extra special episode promises to be positively brimming with intelligent, subtle humor, as is Miley's forte.

Sadly, for all you Miley fans, there will be a lack of shout-singing tonight, as The Strokes will be the musical guest.  I find this quite ironic, because, had Miley hosted and musical guested, there would likely have been an epidemic of strokes tonight!  (Hardy har... a little joke.)   

Our little Disney Princess has blossomed into quite the classy young woman, and in preparation for what is sure to be a memorable episode of SNL, I'd like to take a little trip down memory lane, and visit some of Miley's best looks.  Buckle up kiddies, here we go:

One of our first glimpses of an older, more mature Hannah Montana Miley Cyrus
Bathroom MySpace!
On the floor MySpace!!
Bikini MySpace!!!
Hello Kitty MySpace!!!!
Someone forgot to pack her tongue scraper!

Thanks to Miley's publicist, it's not weed she's smoking, it's "Salvia"

Ahh. Memories.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Hannah Montana Cherries And Disney. Really?

Just when you thought celebrity product endorsement could not get any stranger - it has.

Miley Cyrus and the brains at Disney have decided to promote both the Hannah Montana brand and the Cherry industry at the same time.

We're not joking. "Hannah Montana" cherries are coming to a store near you! Disney has created the brand of "Hannah Montana" cherries featuring Miley Cyrus along with her "Hannah Montana: The Movie" persona.

Two years ago, Disney started branding its stars and movies with only healthy foods and ended ties with traditional outlets like McDonald's.

With all the nude, semi-nude, and suggestive photos that have been leaked to the net, and now a pole dancing appearance on the Teen Choice Awards, does it really make since to tie Miley Cyrus to cherries?

What's next? Michael Vick Dog Treats. Sometimes you just have to wonder about this industry.
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