Chris Brown Smiles & Hugs His Way Out of a Parking Ticket

It looks like everything in the world of Breezy is coming up roses. And sunshine, and unicorns, and rainbows, etc. etc.

Check out Chris Brown's tricked out Lambo:

Not the same Lambo Breezy was driving the night he beat the ish out of Rihanna

And yet: TMZ's ever-present cameras caught Chris Brown out n' about in L.A. yesterday, where he threw yet another hissy fit, for absolutely no reason.

Chris Brown had just managed to wriggle his way out of a parking ticket, by smiling and hugging the (female) parking cop. After doing so, he proceeded to throw around a few choice homophobic and racist slurs, accusing the TMZ crew of alerting the parking cops to his illegally parked Lamborghini, yelling,  

"Y'all n**gas is weak. Did you all call them to try and film me? Y'ALL N**GAS IS GAY."

Good job, Breezy, it's good to see you're getting your anger problems under control!

Racial and homophobic whatnot aside, apparently, when you drive a car that costs about 5x as much as your average crack house, the guvmint decides to give you a free pass on paying those hefty parking ticket prices. Maybe they figure you've got those pesky car insurance payments to worry about? Or, perhaps they figure they're practically guaranteed to make more money off of you later, when they pull you over for speeding. We may never know.

Anyway, go watch TMZ's video of the whole incident.

Today, after being blasted in and around his, erm, rectum, for his gay-bashing (ironic, no?), Chris Brown tweeted the following "heartfelt apology," no doubt at the insistence of "Team Breezy":

I included Breezy's Twitter background, just for funzies!

 What about the black community, Chris? Lolz.

Chris Brown's Uncontrollable Rage is But a Distant Memory

This morning, Chris Brown made a scheduled appearance on ABC's "Good Morning America," to promote his new album, F.A.M.E.*

When the interviewer, Robin Roberts, touched on the topic of Brown's 2009 "domestic incident" with then-girlfriend, Rihanna, his blood began to boil.

Especially for a reporter, Robin was pretty nice in her approach to questions about the 2009 beating incident.  She didn't press the issue too hard, and didn't even mention the actual beating part; she simply asked Mr. Brown about the restraining order that Rihanna had against him (which was relaxed in February, so that Brown must now stay just 10 yards away from Rihanna, lowered from the initial 50 yards).

However, Brown continually skirted her questions, instead insisting that "everybody go get that album," and growing more and more angry and fidgety as the interview continued.

Here's a video of this morning's interview:

At the very end of this video clip, Chris Brown states that he does everything for his fans, and that he "could care less what anybody else thinks".  Who taught you English, homie??  Because that is NOT the correct phrasing of this oft-misused saying.  Clearly, Chris Brown meant to say that he "could not care less".  WHAT an idiot.  His whole "I'm the victim" mentality, and stupid, arrogant statements aside, this is the biggest issue I have with his GMA interview. 

But moving on: Apparently, Brown grew so angry during the interview, that after an incredibly auto-tuned performance of his single, Yeah 3X, he stormed off the stage, stomped off to his dressing room, and proceeded to throw a big ol' temper tantrum.  Brown raised such a ruckus in his dressing room, that the show's hair and makeup staff got scurred, and called security.

According to TMZ's^[1] infinite sources, Brown then decided to ditch his shirt, skip a second performance, which he was scheduled to record for ABC's website, and get all up in the grill of one of GMA's segment producers.

Clearly, Christopher Maurice Brown's former anger problems are a-okay and gone away.

F*** Shirts!

After Chris Brown and his enablers Team Breezy left the building, it was discovered that, in his fit of rage, Brown had used a chair to smash one of the exterior windows in his dressing room.  (ABC News has confirmed that the window was shattered, which is visible from outside of the building, at 43rd street and Broadway, in Manhattan.)

Here's a pic of the broken window: ^[1]

Isn't vandalism considered probation violation? UH OH!

BONUS: For a fist-pumping good time, watch this video of Chris Brown's GMA performance:

*Chris Brown stated that "F.A.M.E." stands for "Forgiving All My Enemies"
...Really, Señor Marrón? Ok, then.


^[1] TMZ Staff [VIDEO] Chris Brown at 'GMA' -- Violent Outburst at 'Good Morning America' TMZ 22 March 2011.