The Week In Ugly: Week of May 8 - May 14, 2011

This was actually not a very ugly week. Where you been hiding, Taylor Momsen??

Sharon Stone

Ding Ding! Turkey's Done!

Miley Cyrus

Supes cute hair, Miles!

Miley's borrrrred.

Chelsea Handler

Chelsea's looking... erm, fresh faced & beautiful at her book signing.

Lady GaGa

Queen GagMe, looking even scarier than usual.

Click to zoom. Then check out those eyebrows!

Ms. GagMe had quite the gig in Cannes. Lucky Frenchies.

Shenae Grimes

WTF is on Shenae's cheek? Click to zoom, & check that s#!t out!
Looks like homegirl got bored & drew a heart on her cheek with some eyeliner. Cute.

Paris Hilton

Pare-Pare never fails to look beautiful at the camera.

Ugins

ug-ins [ugg-inz]
-noun
1. ugly twins
2. either of two persons or things closely resembling each other in a manner that is very unattractive, unpleasant to look at, or displeasing in appearance.
See also: uglets

The Coneheads & Christina Ricci

Have you ever seen a forehead bigger than Ms. Ricci's?

I don't know why anyone bothers to take Christina Ricci's picture. I don't even know why she's "famous". But whatever, her shopping trip at Rite Aid last Wednesday was a very momentous occasion, so why not document it in photographs?

Even more baffling to me, is that no one has ever told Christina Ricci that she might consider getting some bangs to cover up that sevenhead.

Stay Big-Headed & Ugly!

*As always, click on the pictures to see even more ugly detail.

Review - Alpha and Omega

Went to see this with the kids last weekend at Midvalley. Another movie that went under my radar. Not that my radar's all that comprehensive but I do keep up with the entertainment news.

Anyway, I first saw this movie at CinemaOnline.com and then at GSC. Perfect timing to go see this with the kids.

Alpha and Omega is about a pack of wolves and the segregation amongst them. The alphas and the omegas. They can't mix. The lead wolves, Kate and Humphrey, are one such example. Kate's an alpha and Humphrey's an omega. And Humphrey's got a huge crush on Kate.

Also, there are the Eastern wolf pack who constantly barge in on their territory because of the lack of food. Kate and the Eastern wolf alpha, Garth, are supposed to get married to unite the packs

However, Kate and Humphrey was captured and sent away by humans to Canada to repopulate there. Kate and Humphrey rushed home to prevent a war over the land and its bounty. Along the way, Kate falls for Humphrey.

I gotta say, it's a nice enough story but there was something lacking. I am not sure what it was. Coz there's humor. There's cutesy. There's thrills. There's everything. Hmm... maybe not enough antagonism there. Sure, there's the rivalry between the packs but I guess there's not enough of the rivalry or villainy in Alpha and Omega to really pack a punch.

Even the kids thought it was just nice enough and kinda forgettable afterwards.

Oh, there was this one humor thing that nobody saw... I was the only one laughing... some signage about eating and getting gas... hilarious... :)