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The mother of this bastard baby is a woman named Mildred Patricia Baena, who worked as housekeeper and assistant for the Schwarzenegger family for more than twenty years. 20 YEARS!
Mildred just retired from her post as
Aren’t facts fun? Another fun fact: Maria Shriver was pregnant with her and Arnold’s youngest son, Christopher, at the same time that Mildred Baena was carrying Schwarzenegger’s love child. THE SAME TIME!
The thing I can’t get past, is the fact that Schwarzenegger cheated on his wife, and mother of his children, with a woman named Mildred. Mildred! Really? Come on, Arnie, her name is MILDRED! As if that weren’t bad enough, here’s a picture of the homely homewrecker (taken from her MySpace page. Who still has a MySpace page? Apparently, people named Mildred do):
Hot damn! That’s a whole lotta woman! |
Here's a screen shot of Mildred Baena's MySpace profile (I'm quite worried it will soon be deleted):
(UPDATE: Mildred's MySpace page was deleted, sometime late May 19, or early May 20)
Check it out: Mildred has 1 friend. You go, girl! (Click to zoom & check out the full shenanigans) |
Arnold's 17-year-old son, Patrick Arnold Scwarzenegger has recently changed his name on Twitter, from "Patrick Schwarzenegger," to "Patrick Shriver"... obviously, the kids are on mom's side.
Adding insult to injury, Maria Shriver, who has been bosom buddies with Oprah for more than 30 years, made an appearance for the taping of Oprah's final show, where, according to TMZ, insinuating comments were made, supposedly directed at Arnold. Ba-zing!
Poor Arnie, all alone in this cruel world.
I’m sure Arnie now thinks of Mildred as the "Baena" of his existence.
(Hardy har har)
*Special Note: I do feel for the poor kids involved in all of this. Especially Ms. Baena's son. He didn't ask for any of this, and I'm sure he's having a brutal time. Let us take a moment of silence to focus happy thoughts towards him.
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