Rep. Weiner to Press: Ok, Ok, It's My Weiner

New York Congressman Anthony Weiner has finally owned up to sending a pic of his di- ... err, disco stick.

Son of a B, I really screwed the pooch on this one.

Earlier today, Rep. Weiner held a press conference to explain the whole dicky sticky situation, saying:

"Last Friday night, I tweeted a photograph of myself, that I intended to send as a direct message, as part of a joke, to a woman in Seattle. Once I realized I had posted it to Twitter, I panicked, I took it down, and said that I had been hacked."

As part of a joke, you say? So, what was the joke, "Hey baby, wanna see something funny?"?

I, for one, am glad he decided to crack a funny, because I've gotten quite the chuckle from this whole "Weiner Scandal".

Weiner admits to exchanging sexually explicit photos with "at least six women," with whom he was having "inappropriate conversations" online.

Weiner also wants us to know that he has "never met with these women, nor... had physical relationships at any time."

You've gotta give the guy credit for putting his last name to good use. It's all about name recognition, baby!

Here's the super sexy picture that Weiner accidentally posted to his Twitter:

The owner of this weiner is no longer in question.

You're welcome.

My biggest problem with this whole scandalous sitch, is this: How can this man be expected to handle any sort of government decisions, if he can't even figure out a simple thing like Twitter?

So far, Rep. Weiner and his wife are planning to stay together.

Fun Fact: Weiner's wife, Huma Abedin, works as an aide for Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton. I wonder if Hillary had any advice to offer Huma?

Girl talk!

Sometimes, the news practically writes itself.