Jordin Sparks Loses Weight, Turns Into MySpace Hoe

MySpace, Twitter, whatever. Same s#!t, different toilet.

As evidenced by a picture she tweeted, Jordin Sparks has recently lost weight:

I <3 Mirror Pics!

Before and After:

Classy --> Trashy

Girlfriend looks pretty decent, but what the hell? I guess she is our newest MySpace mirror pics girl. Step aside, Miley Cyrus, you're yesterday's news!

Kisses! Muah! xoxoxoxoxo

Whatever, J-Sparks. Keep posting those mirror pics & kissy faces, it's the only way anyone's going to be able to remember that you're still alive.