Here are American Idol's Top 24 morons. Tonight is elimination night, and I can't wait 'til these fools get their dreams crushed! It's my favorite part of AI. My second favorite part is when the winner releases their first single, then, approximately one month later, nobody gives a crap.
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TOP 12 GUYS Clint Jun Gamboa (aka Asian Harry Potter): Wild Card (Update: Went Home)
This d-bag deserves to go home for being so mean to cute little Jacee. Unfortunately, he sings really well. I can't imagine America will vote for him, but I wouldn't be surprised if the judges throw a wild card at him.
Click here for VideoJovany Barretto (GTL): Going Home
Hay-Seuss Cree-Stay, why is your neck so huge, Jovany? It's not attractive. You'll be back at that shipyard by this time next week.
And did he really sing Edwin McCain's "I'll Be"? - nice song choice, d-bag.
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Jordan Dorsey: Going Home
Weirdest performance ever? It was all over the map. I don't even know what to think, but I can't imagine we'll be seeing you next week.
Click here for videoTim Halperin: Going Home
Boring & unmemorable. You're going home. See ya.
Click here for videoBrett Loewenstern: Going Home
The only thing Brett's performance was missing was a full-on drag costume & makeup. I'm willing to put money down that Brett has some serious experience as a drag performer. Not a very good way to make the little tweeny boppers swoon, Brett. They definitely won't be voting for you!
Click here for VideoJames Durbin (aka Dumbo): Staying
Those ears are like driving down the highway with the doors wide open. That aside, you're also slightly annoying. Overlooking these
major slight flaws, you're not half bad. You're also a little bit charming. Don't get too excited though, you're not going to win AI, but we'll see you next week.
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Robbie Rosen: Going Home
Pretty terrible performance overall. Shaky and super pitchy. Plus, the song choice was borderline hilarious. The only thing I can think of when I hear Sarah McLachlan's "Angel," are all the sad faces of the abused animals in those terribly
hilarious sad
ASPCA commercials.
Click here for videoScotty McCreary: StayingI still think you're a d-bag for being part of kicking Jacee out of your group during group week, and those crocodile tears don't have me fooled. But they seem to have a lot of other idiots fooled, and you have a nice voice for those Country songs yer singin' ya'll, so you'll be here next week.
Click here for video Stefano Langone: Going Home (Update: Stayed via WILD CARD)
What was up with the over-enunciating? It was annoying. And the end of the song was the worst part: super off-pitch, and SUPER SCREECHY. Ach. Those kind of mistakes get you the boot. Bye-bye.
Click here for videoPaul McDonald: Staying
I like your style, Old McDonald. And your voice. You're one of my top picks. You're definitely staying, and I might be in love.
Click here for videoJacob Lusk: Staying
This kid's got some serious swagga. And an amazing voice, to match. See ya next week, homeboy.
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Casey Abrams: Staying
"I Put a Spell on You"? Well you must've, 'cause I would totally bone... Maybe. Either way, I want you to win the entire thing. See you next week!
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Those ears are like driving down the highway with the doors wide open. That aside, you're also slightly annoying. Overlooking these 
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