Meet Courtney Stodden, the 16 Year Old Bride

Courtney Stodden, a 16 year old little hussy, has found wedded bliss!

Her hubby? 51 year old actor, Doug Hutchison, who you may know as Horace Goodspeed, leader of the Dharma Initiative on Lost.

Awww! Young love ♥

Courtney's mother insists that "Courtney was a virgin when she married Doug. She is a good Christian girl."

 Yeah, whatever you say, mother dearest.

In defense of pedophilia their marriage, the happy couple stated: "We're aware that our vast age difference is extremely controversial, but we're very much in love and want to get the message out there that true love can be ageless."

Adorablez!
You know how people often look like their dogs?...Yep.

Just so you know, at least one of Courtney's parents had to sign a "permission slip," of sorts, for this marriage to be legal. It's not surprising that Courtney got the go-ahead for this marriage, because Krista Stodden, her bats#!t crazy mom, is somehow even more delusional than Courtney.

Get to Know Courtney Stodden:
Don't care to get to know Courtney Stodden? I didn't either, but curiosity got the best of me, and I watched a few of her YouTube videos. I am now so incredibly annoyed, that I need others to share my misery. I could punch this moron in the face all day long.

Watch this annoying little s#!t talk about herself for a full 7 minutes:

2:15 - "My breasts are rill. Everything about me is rill. My hair is rill. My teeth are rill. My eyelashes are rill. Uhh, my breasts are totally rill."

I almost feel bad for this little idiot, because:

1. She called herself an "inspiring actress". Lack of acting talent aside, I do believe the little twat meant "aspiring".
2. She obviously has something in her eye, causing her to blink furiously.
3. She has almost no brain activity at all, and is easily distracted by shiny objects, as we see at the 0:04 mark (and at various points throughout this travesty), when she stops to stare at her nails.
4. She has some sort of disorder of the mouth, causing her to talk all weird n' stuff.
5. Homegirl has obviously never experienced the magical wonders of deep conditioning hair masks, only at-home bottles of bleach.

Just kidding, I don't feel bad at all, 'cause I'm a cyber bully.

The (creepy) face of true love.

Want more? Head to Courtney Stodden's YouTube channel, and godspeed! Don't miss the opportunity to check out "Don't Put It On Me," sure to be this summer's hottest single!