Mini-Posh is on Her Way!

Back in January, Victoria and David Beckham announced that they are pregnant with their fourth child, due this July.  And now, the latest news: IT'S A GIRL!

Who knew someone as rail-thin as Victoria could even get pregnant?!  Whatevs though: Suri Cruise best watch her back!  'Cause this Mini-Posh is bound to be the most well-styled baby on the planet, and that's a title money just can't buy. 

Enjoy it while it lasts, Suri!  You're getting way too old for the biz.

The Beckhams already have three sons: ages 11, 8, and 5; so Mini-Posh Spice is bound to be both fashionable and tough, able to knock Suri Cruise out with a quick one-two.  I can't wait!

I also can't wait to see more of Victoria's pregnancy fashion.  Then I'll know how to dress myself on my fat days!!!  Here's a little taste of what's to come: Victoria, pictured at Heathrow Airport on March 8, about 5 months pregnant...

Packing on the pounds already!  Fatty.